The best player in the world? Right now, not even Messi comes close. Should be a good watch.
GOOOOAAAA… oh. Oh. This is awkward.
FT - Man Utd 4-2 Bayer Leverkusen
Just your average six-goal Champions League opener, then. And so much for David Moyes' lack of experience in Europe.
Terrific flowing move on the break, emphatic finish, touching tribute to a fallen team-mate.
GOAL - Toprak
Omer Toprak capitalises on uncertain keeping by David De Gea to score from a couple of yards out. Game on? Not quite, but it makes the scoreline much more respectable for the visitors.
SUB - Man Utd (Rooney off, Hernandez on)
Chicharito replaces man of the match Wayne Rooney, who leaves the field of play to a rousing ovation. Rooney was excellent tonight, as good as he's been for ages.