Southend's weekend match at Rochdale postponed and so they, er, sack Paul Sturrock as manager. Get me out of here!!
Phil Brown in at Southend? Shrimpers going from a manager with an orange office to a manager with an orange face. Feel for Sturrock.
The fact that Sturrock will be 'allowed' to play at being manager at Wembley doesn't make this any better. What a joke.