It's something we've never encountered before. I mean, we've all stumbled through our words on occasion - even without the help of the demon drink - but never have we turned into someone from another country...

That's precisely what happened this week when Holly went all Scottish during Monday's opening link. Other moments of merriment this week, worth noting, are The Saturdays being likened to slippery fish (it's all the moisturiser you see), the return of Barry Manilow and Raza Jaffrey's tales from Tinsletown.

Happy weekend.