Well hello! What a shocking show last night! Nobody here had any idea that Jess would be leaving the jungle! Especially her fiancé Lee Stafford!
Only yesterday we were sitting by the pool chatting about how he thought that Jess could go all the way and win. So much so that he had already put a £1000 bet on her to win! (Oops!) Ah well, I think he can afford it, plus after speaking to him and learning how smitten he is with his bride-to-be, I'm sure he's delighted to have her back. Plus she does "love her Willie" - Willie Carson, that is.
However, back to the show, how hard did Mark's trial look? He did a great job didn't he! Fair play. But, it's just a thought ITV, you could possibly sell DVDs of Mark's trial in super-slo-mo mixed with disco music to many ladies and certain gentleman all over the UK! It could be a Christmas hit! Get it done bosses. You'll thank me later! £££££££
Plus, who's more popular? The Queen or Kate Middleton? Duuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Of course it's the Queen - they were a great band! "Oh mamma mia mamma mia..."
Is it me or is Antony Cotton starting to bring everyone down? His moaning has been quite entertaining so far but it's a fine line between bitchy quips and just plain old grumpy pants... I'm surprised that he didn't leave to be honest. (Now who's being bitchy) Sorry mam.
That's it from me! I'm off to film an inside sneak peek of the Versace hotel! Plus Peter Andre is going in today... Bonza!
Blog ya later!