There's no sat nav or radio and it won't go from 0-60mph no matter how hard you try. But at least this gold-plated bike will impress your friends. And with a price tag of £250,000 hopefully impress them a lot.
The gleaming gold 24-carat bike has been created by the London company Goldgenie, who usually specialise in decorating mobile phones.
If you like the look of it, you can even add a few more decorations - diamonds to be precise, for what is not surprisingly being called the ultimate one-in-a-lifetime gift.
The designers at Goldgenie are currently developing more two-wheeled pieces that clients can bespoke from a selection of different finishes on the saddle and handlebars, including exotic skins and fine leathers and a variety of precious stones.