Fare-dodgers will be given Star Wars spoilers

TfL are warning commuters there are serious consequences to not buying a ticket this Christmas Credit: @BListAtCapital

Commuters are being warned not to dodge their Oyster fare this Christmas. A TfL message board is warning that "anyone caught travelling without a valid ticket or Oyster will be told the ending to the new Star Wars". And, for good measure: "(and also get a Penalty Fare)"