Britain's most hopeless romantic has written the world's longest love poem but is still single.
Rajinder Tumber, 34, has beaten the world record for his ode to a woman, but says it "wasn't for anyone in particular".
The rhyming poem is called Divine Verse, totalling at 2,413 words.
But Rajinder, a cyber security specialist from Belvedere, south east London, is still looking for love.
The poem is split into four parts and is made up of 244 lines. Rajinder has also written books on philosophy and ancient history, and a sci-fi novel.
His poem beats the current record - 'Evening Star', by Romanian poet Mihai Eminescu.
The opening stanza is: "Here I speak of two hearts, beating as one, Here I speak of a profound love, just begun. I shall begin by introducing the arena, Eden, crafted by goddesses, Aphrodite and Athena."
For details of how to read the poem in full click here.