Showcasing a nation that's in a world of its own, the shuttered North Korea drew the curtains wide open today for everyone to witness its arsenal.
Armed soldiers paraded and huge lines of military equipment were shown off during a celebration to mark the 70th anniversary of the founding of the Worker's Party. North Koreans heralded their dictator like a God.
"The Korean army is ready to aggressive wars waged by the U.S." leader Kim Jong-Un proclaimed.
ITV News' Lucy Watsonreports from Pyongyang:
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