A man from Cornwall who delivered toilets to the cancelled Boardmasters festival has advertised 200,000 loo rolls for sale.
Nick Smith posted the 'for sale' advert on Facebook, with the caveat that potential buyers "collect [from] Newquay!".
The amusing post is one of the lighter stories to have surfaced after the cancellation of Boardmasters due to weather warnings for heavy rain and strong winds.
As managing director of NRS Transport, a delivery and transportation service, it's not all gone down the pan for Mr Smith - he's headed off to the Beautiful Days festival in Exeter for another delivery.