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'Allo, 'Allo!

Cafe owner Rene is forced to aid the French Resistance by hiding two British airmen.

The British Are Coming

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 1 - Episode 1

1. The British Are Coming

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Herr Flick of the Gestapo begins to investigate the disappearance of a valuable painting, The Fallen Madonna. Meanwhile, Rene is still faced with the problem of getting two British airmen on the escape route to England.

The Fallen Madonna

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 1 - Episode 2

2. The Fallen Madonna

During an escape attempt, Fairfax and Carstairs are captured by the Communist Resistance.

Pigeon Post

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 1 - Episode 3

3. Pigeon Post

Colonel von Strom and Captain Goering are still waiting on tailors in London to sew them new uniforms.

Saville Row to the Rescue

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 1 - Episode 4

4. Saville Row to the Rescue

After the plan to blow up the railway is foiled, Rene is captured by General von Klinkerhoffen and faces execution by firing squad.

The Execution

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 1 - Episode 5

5. The Execution

Rene, thinly disguised as his own twin brother, is faced with arranging his own funeral. Meanwhile, Herr Flick insists that Rene's funeral be attended by his senior officers to seek out members of the Resistence.

The Funeral

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 1 - Episode 6

6. The Funeral

In retaliation for the execution of Rene, the Communists kidnap Colonel von Strom and Captain Goering officers manage to get back The Fallen Madonna.

Red Nick's Colonel

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 1 - Episode 7

7. Red Nick's Colonel

Rene and Edith don disguises in an attempt to get into Gestapo HQ.

The Dance of Hitler Youth

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 1 - Episode 8

8. The Dance of Hitler Youth

Series 1

Edith takes advantage of Rene's presumed demise to search for his will.

Six Big Boobies

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 2 - Episode 1

1. Six Big Boobies

Edith continues to gallivant round the village in search of a new husband while Herr Flick decides to conceal the real Fallen Madonna inside a sausage in Rene's cafe.

The Wooing of Widow Artois

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 2 - Episode 2

2. The Wooing of Widow Artois

While Rene believes he is finally getting rid of the British airmen, another agent is dropped by parachute, disguised as a French policeman.

The Policeman Cometh

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 2 - Episode 3

3. The Policeman Cometh

Rene and Captain Geering take Gruber's armoured car in an attempt to blow up the train containing the sausage and forged painting on its way to Hitler. Meanwhile, Monsieur Alfonse decides to propose to Edith.

Swiftly and with Style

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 2 - Episode 4

4. Swiftly and with Style

It is pistols at dawn for Monsieur Alfonse and Rene as they duel over the hand of Edith.

The Duel

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 2 - Episode 5

5. The Duel

The Colonel, Captain and Rene are captured by the Gestapo and taken to the dungeon's of the chateau where they are interrogated by Herr Flick.

Herr Flick's Revenge

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 2 - Episode 6

6. Herr Flick's Revenge

Series 2

Flick is informed that the Communists have kidnapped his sausage and are demanding a ransom, and a plan is devised for Rene to pay it.

The Nicked Knockwurst

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 3 - Episode 1

1. The Nicked Knockwurst

Gruber's dog has ended up with the sausage containing the painting, and Rene talks Gruber into making yet another copy.

Gruber Does Some Mincing

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 3 - Episode 2

2. Gruber Does Some Mincing

Maria is imprisoned in von Klinkerhoffen's chateau. The General subsequently discovers the sausage and hangs it in his closet to cure.

The Sausage in the Wardrobe

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 3 - Episode 3

3. The Sausage in the Wardrobe

An attempt is made to get the airmen out by antique airplane. Meanwhile, Gruber is given the painting of the Fallen Madonna to copy.

Flight of Fancy

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 3 - Episode 4

4. Flight of Fancy

Rene has hidden The Fallen Madonna on the back of an old painting, but the General confiscates it. Meanwhile, the British airmen have new disguises.

Pretty Maids All in a Row

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 3 - Episode 5

5. Pretty Maids All in a Row

The airmen are in the mortuary, dressed as tarts, waiting to tunnel into the POW camp to hide and get new uniforms.

The Great Un-Escape

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 3 - Episode 6

6. The Great Un-Escape

Series 3

Hans succeeds in vaulting over the perimeter fence at the POW camp, while Gruber and Helga try to rescue the others.

Prisoners of War

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 4 - Episode 1

1. Prisoners of War

Aided by Gruber, Rene and company dance their way out of the POW camp, while Maria has deposited herself in the mail to escape.

Camp Dance

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 4 - Episode 2

2. Camp Dance

Rene interviews applicants for Maria's old job, but Michelle appoints Mimi, a fanatical Resistance colleague.

Good Staff Are Hard to Find

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 4 - Episode 3

3. Good Staff Are Hard to Find

The news is that the Germans are about to invade England, and Flick suspects the Colonel and Von Klinkerhoffen of plotting to assassinate Hitler.

The Flying Nun

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 4 - Episode 4

4. The Flying Nun

The spy camera sent from London has fallen into a vineyard where the peasants are refusing to work for fear of being shot.

The Sausages in the Trousers

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 4 - Episode 5

5. The Sausages in the Trousers

Attempts are made to rescue Herr Flick from the dungeon of Von Klinkerhoffen, while Edith succeeds in blowing up a portion of Nouvion.

The Jet-Propelled Mother-In-Law

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 4 - Episode 6

6. The Jet-Propelled Mother-In-Law

Series 4

Rene is forced to masquerade as the head of the Gestapo - Heinrich Himmler himself - in an attempt to rescue 'Frau Von Kinkenrotten' from prison. Of course this is actually Herr Flick, still in drag from his earlier disguise.

Desperate Doings in the Dungeon

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 1

1. Desperate Doings in the Dungeon

Gruber rescues Rene from his cell, while Flick orders Helga to collect evidence of the supposed plot to blow up Hitler.

The Camera in the Potato

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 2

2. The Camera in the Potato

Rene and his staff devise a plan whereby Leclerc can enter Gruber's room disguised as a fireman to create a diversion so they can blow up the safe.

Dinner with the General

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 3

3. Dinner with the General

During the pandemonium caused by the fire at the chateau, Leclerc breaks into the safe and is surprised by what he finds.

The Dreaded Circular Saw

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 4

4. The Dreaded Circular Saw

Rene announces that he intends to marry the head of the Communist Resistance, Denise, who was his childhood sweetheart.

Otherwise Engaged

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 5

5. Otherwise Engaged

Rene's wedding to Denise is on Saturday. Edith plots with Michelle to capture the bride and to stand in her place at the altar.

A Marriage of Inconvenience

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 6

6. A Marriage of Inconvenience

In the aftermath of her wedding day, Denise has escaped and is out for blood. Meanwhile, the cafe is attacked by a machine gun.

No Hiding Place

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 7

7. No Hiding Place

Rene tells Edith, Yvette and Mimi that Denise is out to get them. Meanwhile, Helga reports the whereabouts of the paintings to the Colonel.

The Arrival of the Homing Duck

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 8

8. The Arrival of the Homing Duck

Michelle gives Rene an outfit in which he can conceal a camera so he can take pictures of the invasion plans.

Watch the Birdie

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 9

9. Watch the Birdie

The successful photographic attempt from last week was, after all, unsuccessful. Meanwhile, Michelle reveals her love for Rene.

Rene - Under an Assumed Nose

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 10

10. Rene - Under an Assumed Nose

Gruber informs von Klinkerhoffen that it was the French general who blew up Flick, and Michelle tells Yvette she is faking her love for Rene.

The Confusion of the Generals

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 11

11. The Confusion of the Generals

Fearing being blamed for the ten generals who were sent to the coast, Rene sets out to brick himself into his cellar.

Who's for the Vatican

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 12

12. Who's for the Vatican

The Colonel, Gruber, Bertorelli and Leclerc are held ransom by Denise, and Michelle decides to take advantage of the situation.

Ribbing the Bonk

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 13

13. Ribbing the Bonk

The stolen money from the bank robbery is hidden in the cuckoo clock, while René is concerned that Edith's singing is driving away paying customers.

The Reluctant Millionaires

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 14

14. The Reluctant Millionaires

The Gestapo disguise themselves as fish traders to trace the stolen money, and Michelle arrives at the cafe with a microfilm of the invasion plans.

A Duck for Launch

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 15

15. A Duck for Launch

Despite the unsuccessful attempt to launch the long-distance duck, Rene hopes life can return to normal. But will it?

The Exploding Bedpan

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 16

16. The Exploding Bedpan

Rene returns from the hospital to learn from Gruber that Alphonse has been eliminated by an exploding bed pan.

Going Like a Bomb

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 17

17. Going Like a Bomb

Helga informs the Colonel that Leclerc will be shot if the stolen money is not returned. Meanwhile, Fanny decides to bake a potato.

Money to Burn

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 18

18. Money to Burn

Michelle tells Rene he must hide one thousand kilos of high explosive in the cafe, and the charges will be disguised as Christmas puddings.

Puddings Can Go Off

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 19

19. Puddings Can Go Off

Helga knows the landmines are in the builder's yard, but when they are moved to the airbase, she concocts a plan to get at them.

Landmines for London

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 20

20. Landmines for London

Rene decides to take the paintings and elope to Switzerland with Yvette, and Flick learns that von Klinkerhoffen wants them for himself.

Flight to Geneva

'Allo, 'Allo! - Series 5 - Episode 21

21. Flight to Geneva

Rene is on the night train to Geneva, and while he is seeking to avoid Edith, he bumps into Mimi, the Colonel and Gruber.