Borderline

Meet the bumbling border agents tasked with protecting the country

Meet the bumbling border agents tasked with protecting the country in this wry mockumentary. Can they keep Britain safe and manage the chaos that threatens to topple everything?

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Proctor finds herself forced to implement divisive directives from the Home Office.

Profiling

Chief Inspector Proctor of the Northend Airport border force is a woman under fire. This morning she’s been sent a set of new directives from the Home Office, that she knows are completely ridiculous, but nevertheless has a duty to implement.

The team finds it hard to prevent personal matters creeping into their professional lives.

The Hens

The team finds it hard to prevent personal matters from creeping into their professional lives. A distinctly odd morning briefing from Proctor sets the tone for the rest of the day, and Clive and Grant can’t seem to get their priorities right.

It’s Clive’s birthday, and Proctor has an announcement that surprises the entire team.

Goodbye Charles

It’s Clive’s birthday and despite being routinely forgotten about, he’s convinced there will be a big surprise party. However, at the morning briefing, Proctor’s announcement is a surprise to the entire team.

The regular flight schedule into Northend is suspended.

The Cop

The regular flight schedule into Northend Airport is suspended as a special guest is in the building from the London Met—and they have important business to attend to.

Tariq wants to impress Andy with his DJ skills.

Asylum

Tariq has a gig tonight and is excited about the chance to invite Andy to impress her with her skills. But when Clive overhears, he tells Proctor and gets the rest of the team involved. Grant worries he’s been profiling again, but Andy’s not so sure.

Goodbyes

Clive tells Proctor that he’s leaving Northend Airport to start working for the police force. On top of that, Proctor must deal with recent PR disasters, Grant deals with romantic issues, and Tariq and Andy struggle with their relationship standing.

A mix up means a VIP is held at gun point by a five-year-old.

New Terminal

Chief Inspector Linda Proctor is attempting positivity today, but then a mix up with a jacket and terrible police work mean a VIP is held at gun point by a five year old.

A possible Ebola outbreak threatens the Airport, so Grant organizes a strike.

Strike

A possible Ebola outbreak threatens the Airport, so Grant organizes a strike to get the staff out to the safety of a picket line. Clive was distraught after a failed interview for his old job, but after he saves the day, Proctor has to hire him back.

When two bodies are repatriated through Northend, a mix up with the coffins causes chaos.

Coffin

When two bodies are repatriated through Northend, a mix up with the coffins causes chaos, forcing a reluctant Andy to connect with her emotions. Luckily, baggage handlers Mo and Suj are on hand to rifle through luggage and help resolve the situation.

Grant is struggling after detaining fiery tempered transgender woman Alicia.

Transgender

Grant is struggling after detaining fiery tempered transgender woman Alicia, who's travelling on her pre-transition passport. Later, when the lazy plumber won't fix the ladies toilet, an improvised unisex solution leaves Alicia offended, and furious!

This year's inspection at Northend is with dreaded Mary Parfitt.

Inspection

This year's inspection at Northend is with dreaded Mary Parfitt, so Proctor drafts Andy in to help.

Eleanor Wilson takes the agents through a surprisingly fun team building weekend.

Workshop

Charismatic Eleanor Wilson takes the agents through a surprisingly fun team building weekend. Tariq's modelling career takes off, while Andy's false assumptions lead her to make a fool of herself with Eleanor, as the others celebrate a minor victory.

Borderline

Borderline

Series 1

1. Profiling

2. The Hens

3. Goodbye Charles

4. The Cop

5. Asylum

6. Goodbyes