1. Frozen
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Sisters Lily and Iris are the most colourful characters in the poor village of Skinton. The secret of their plumpness during post war rationing is a full freezer. When it breaks down the repairman arouses fatal passions.
Secondary school mealtime supervisor Tiffany Drapes loves head teacher Gloria, but her affections are drawn to games teacher Evangeline: Tiffany eliminates the competition.