The Storytellers

Comedy

Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. The weirdos discover Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Portlandia

Delightfully absurd sketches poking fun at Portland's hipster culture

Delightfully absurd sketch show poking fun at Portland's hipster culture. Join the good people of Portlandia as they earnestly go about their (often bizarre) days. 

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Farm

A bohemian couple goes to great lengths to make sure that their restaurant order is ethical and humane. Guest starring Steve Buscemi and Jason Sudeikis.

A Song for Portlandia

Fred and Carrie meet the Mayor of Portland who gives them a special assignment. Special Guest Star Kyle MacLachlan. Also guest starring Aubrey Plaza and Sam Adams.

Amiee

Fred and Carrie discover that their maid is none other than their favorite singer-songwriter Aimee Mann. Guest Starring Aimee Mann and Sarah McLachlan.

Mayor is Missing

When the Mayor goes missing, Fred and Carrie begin a frantic search for him. Guest starring Kyle MacLachlan, Edie McClurg, Aubrey Plaza, Kumail Nanjiani and Sam Adams.

Portlandia's new music and film festival.

Blunderbuss

All of Portlandia is swept up in the excitement of a new music and film festival. Guest starring Selma Blair, Jenny Conlee, Colin Meloy, James Mercer, Corin Tucker and Gus Van Sant.

Fred and Carrie assemble a baseball team.

Baseball

The Mayor turns to Fred and Carrie to help him put together a big league baseball team. Special Guest Star Kyle MacLachlan. Also guest starring Heather Graham and Nick Kroll.

Fred and Carrie learn the art of mixology.

Mixology

Fred and Carrie learn about the art of mixology and love as they venture outside of Portland on a quest. Guest stars Andy Samberg, Kumail Nanjiani

Doug and Claire watch a box set of Battlestar Galactica.

One Moore Episode

Doug and Claire watch a box set of Battlestar Galactica which becomes an obsession that takes over their lives. Guest Stars Jeff Goldblum, Eddie Vedder.

The hippest couple in Portland hosts a wedding as original as they are.

Cool Wedding

Spyke and Irys want to have the most unconventional wedding ever. Toni & Candace have a book signing in store. Special guest star Jack McBrayer.

Grover

Brendan and Michelle go to great lengths to ensure their son Grover gets accepted to the most prestigious pre-school in all of Portland.

Cops Redesign

The Mayor tasks Fred & Carrie with making Portland's police force a little easier on the eyes. Guest stars Kyle MacLachlan, Sean Hayes, Isaac Brock.

A local band's rise to stardom is disrupted by an obsessive fan.

Catnap

In need of a gimmick, a Portland band takes on a new member while gaining a fanatical new groupie. Guest stars Kristen Wiig, Amber Tamblyn, Miranda July.

Motorcycle

A visiting biker makes Peter and Nance feel old and unsexy, prompting them to resort to drastic measures. Guest star Joanna Newsom.

Feminist Bookstore 10th Anniversary

The 10th anniversary party for Toni and Candace's feminist bookstore is interrupted by a surprise guest. Guest stars Penny Marshall, LaMarcus Aldridge.

No Olympics

Fred and Carrie convince the Mayor to launch a campaign to ban the Olympics from Portland. Guest stars Greg Louganis, Kyle MacLachlan, Johnny Marr.

An entire village emerges from a line at Portland's most popular new brunch spot.

Brunch Village

Portland's hottest brunch spot welcomes all the residents of Portlandia... but there's a wait. Guest stars Tim Robbins Kyle MacLachlan, Steve Jones.

Winter in Portlandia

It's wintertime in Portlandia. Peter and Nance struggle to keep off winter weight by cutting pasta from their diets. Candace's son (Bobby Moynihan) visits Women and Women First bookstore for the holidays.

Take Back MTV

In this Season 3 premiere, Spyke and Iris join forces with a gang of former MTV stars to take back MTV from the Tweens. A group of frustrated college grads stage a protest on the dance floor. Sandra has a crush on a man in her meditation class.

Missionaries

The Mayor sends Fred and Carrie on a door-to-door mission to Seattle to recruit new citizens for Portland. A pedicab driver hustles for clients. Peter and Nance prepare for the opening of their Bed and Breakfast with a visit to The Doily Shoppe.

Nina's Birthday

Nina goes to great lengths to throw an extravagant 32nd birthday party for herself. The daylong event is set to include activities ranging from horseback rides to sunrise yoga that will last well into the night.

Squiggleman

Concerned parents Brendan and Michelle start a band that makes kids music. The Portland Nerd Council issues a Public Service Announcement. Malcolm & Kris have an uncomfortable lunch at a vegan restaurant. The Feminist Bookstore hosts a comedy night.

Off the Grid

Following an environmental scandal, The Mayor steps down from office and moves off the grid. A dolphin discovers that plastic bags have been banned in Portland. Musicians compete in a Battle of the Gentle Bands.

The Temp

A temp worker hopes to turn her gig as Interim Mayor of Portland into a full-time job with Fred and Carrie's help. A wedding is interrupted. Local baristas draft a coffee shop manifesto. Kath and Dave struggle to find a table at a restaurant.

Peter and Nance practice hosting friends at the "Soft Opening" of their Bed and Breakfast.

Soft Opening

Peter and Nance practice hosting friends at the "Soft Opening" of their Bed and Breakfast. A magazine features a local furniture maker in their "Man Issue." Steampunks attend a convention. Fred takes a love interest on a bold third date.

Alexandra

The City of Portland is overrun with art projects. Fred and Carrie's relationship is complicated by their roommate, Alexandra. A movie theater sells artisanal concessions. The consultants from "Japanese Toys, Cool Offices" get to work.

No-Fo-O-Fo-Bridge

The Rats decide to move out of their newly gentrified neighborhood. First-time parents read various child-rearing books. Gahvin and his girlfriend go to the movies. Carrie and Alexandra have dinner at a communal table.

Blackout

Electricity is shut off for the entire City of Portland due to unpaid bills at the Mayor's Office. Peter and Nance have a mysterious guest at their bed and breakfast. Kath and Dave go into survival mode.

Sharing Finances

A young woman (Kirsten Dunst) is haunted by very informed ghosts. Doug and Claire make a big commitment to one another. Kath and Dave make the most of fifteen minutes. Sandra finally finds a soulmate. Fred is visited by a Date Fact Checker.

Ecoterrorists

Ecoterrorists (including Olivia Wilde) protest animal testing at makeup company. Bryce and Lisa Rent it Out! Toni and Candace have a car wash. Fred misses hip hop.

Celery

A celery salesman (Steve Buscemi) goes to great lengths to get celery back on the table. 911 dispatchers assure callers that it's beets. The Order Grill is open for lunch. Carrie declares social bankruptcy.

Pull-Out King

A punk from the '80s wakes up from a coma. An e-mail goes neglected. Nina has surprising news for Lance. Malcolm and Kris tailgate a Prairie Home Companion live show. Carrie dates a tax lawyer.

Spyke Drives

Peter drives Nance to the emergency room. Spyke gets a car. Ghavin has some questions for a singer (Annie Clark) whose band is touring through Portland. Fred and Carrie have a garage sale.

Bahama Knights

Carrie and Fred go home after a concert. Fred has an idea for a music documentary. Peter is reunited with his old band, The Bahama Knights and his ex-wife lead singer (Maya Rudolph). Guest starring Maya Rudolph, Tuck & Patti, and Jeff Tweedy.

Trailblazers

Kickstarter videos compete at the Can'ts Film Festival (hosted by Gus Van Sant). Toni and Candace coach the Portland Trail Blazers' dance team. Guest starring Gus Van Sant, Paul Allen, The Portland Trail Blazers & dancers.

Brendan and Michelle decide to try drugs.

Late in Life Drug Use

Brendan and Michelle decide that it's finally time to try drugs. Carrie's brother (Josh Homme) comes to visit with his new boyfriend. Women and Women First is visited by the cops. Guest starring Kyle MacLachlan, Dan Savage, and Josh Homme.

3D Printer

Mr. Mayor (Kyle MacLachlan) unveils Portland's official 3D Printer. Santa is concerned about the future of Christmas. A minister (Ed Begley Jr.) reminds us that church is an option.

Getting Away

Portlandia gets away for the weekend to New Beavertown, Oregon. Toni and Candace lead a feminist moon retreat for women (including k.d. lang).

The Story of Toni and Candace

The origin story of the feminist bookstore. A merger between two corporate book retailers pits young, sexy, shoulder-pad-wearing Toni and Candace against one another in fierce competition to be head of the Chick Lit Department.

The Fiancée

A visit from Lance's mom and her new boyfriend puts pressure on Lance and Nina's relationship. Guest starring Justin Long.

Healthcare

A series of health ailments creates a desperate search for medical solutions. Guest starring Ed Begley Jr. and Brigitte Nielsen.

Sea World

The Ecoterrorists travel to San Diego to take down their next target, Seaworld. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum and Natasha Lyonne.

4th of July

Kath and Dave attempt the ultimate Independence Day BBQ. The Mayor searches the deep web for truly spectacular fireworks. Guest starring Kyle MacLachlan and Jane Lynch.

Fashion

Portland's Dollar Store recruits Quinn as the face for their rebranding campaign. Spyke faces trial for making unlicensed Bart Simpson merchandise. Guest starring Ed Begley Jr., Matt Groening, and Oscar the Grouch.

Doug discovers that he is a male feminist. Sandra takes a rideshare for the first time.

Doug Becomes a Feminist

Doug discovers that he is a male feminist. Sandra takes a rideshare for the first time. Guest starring Greta Gerwig and Graham Wagner.

House for Sale

Fred and Carrie's landlord moves into their house. Kath and Dave look to buy a new home for their next renovation project. Guest starring Steve Buscemi and Anna Gunn.

Call Me Al

Kath and Dave scramble to rehearse for a karaoke party. Guest starring Vanessa Bayer, Jeff Goldblum, and Paul Simon.

Dead Pets

Police begin profiling weirdos after arsonists burn down a taxidermy shop. Guest starring Paul Reubens and Olivia Wilde.

Pickathon

The Flaming Lips headline Portland's Pickathon Music Festival. Brendan and Michelle attend the festival via drone. Two concertgoers go boy-crazy. Guest starring Alia Shawkat, Kyle MacLachlan.

Going Gray

Fred wakes up with gray hair and sets out on a journey to find out how old he is. Carrie is faced with a life decision. Guest starring Kyle MacLachlan, Natasha Lyonne, Mitchell Hurwitz and Kumail Nanjiani.

Shville

Fred wants to do something big with his life so he moves to Austin. Carrie is surprised when unexpected guests arrive and she finally experiences motherhood. Guest starring Alia Shawkat & Kyle MacLachlan.

Weirdo Beach

The Weirdos decide to go to the beach but are stalled when their hearse breaks down. An office worker is annoyed that everyone is using his brand new charger. Guest starring Glenn Danzig.

Breaking Up

Claire is finally fed up with Doug's childish behavior and breaks up with him. They both date new people and discover surprising things about themselves.

TADA

Kath & Dave feel marginalized after an accident leaves them temporarily disabled. A car service app user dodges surge pricing by calling a cab. Joey gets an internship.

Family Emergency

Louis C.K. cancels a show in Portland due to a family emergency. Fred and Carrie are asked to judge a plume contest at a new vape store. Guest starring Steve Buscemi and Louis C.K.

First Feminist City

Portland is declared the most feminist city in the country, and Toni and Candace have to deal with the attention. The town then opens a Femi-Mart!

Lance is Smart

Lance gets glasses and joins an intellectual crowd. Nina hires a tutor to help her win over Lance's new friends.

Noodle Monster

A tsukemen ramen monster is on the loose in Portland. The mayor tries to impress a major brand visiting Portland and enlists Fred and Carrie to help. Guest starring Kyle MacLachlan.

Carrie Dates a Hunk

Fred doesn't dig Carrie's hunky new beau. A new couple goes to therapy. Drew and Andy question, "What about men?" Melanie and Lars make the important choice to buy a rug.

Fred's Cell Phone Company

Fred's new business may be more trouble than it's worth. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair that changes everything.

Separation Anxiety

Toni and Candace retire but there is still some unfinished business between them. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a new protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.

Amore

Fred has a marriage arranged. A couple opens a movie theater with a real at-home experience. A school hires a bully to teach children grit. A creepy guy keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.

Friend Replacement

Carrie looks for a new friend. Jill's office anxieties cause her to try a radical diet. Drew and Andy host a film festival. A scientist pitches the cure for modern life. Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.

Portland Secedes

Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the United States. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Peter thinks he might be Banksy. Dave and Kath leave passive-aggressive notes on cars.

Ants

Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record. "Time Tailors" evaluate a man's schedule. The eco-terrorists brainstorm how to make an impressive event entrance.

Passenger Rating

Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating on a ride sharing app. A local actor teaches a boss how to fire employees. The National Small Talk Convention takes place. Sandra develops a close relationship with her customer service representative.

Misunderstood Miracles

Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.

Riot Spray

Spyke gets his old band back together. Podcasters investigate a police station. Candace brings Toni to her childhood summer home.

Toni and Candace get involved in women's healthcare.

Shared Workspace

Toni and Candace get involved in women's healthcare. Peter & Nance deal with a sushi situation. Kathleen becomes the first female partner at her firm.

No Thank You

Fred and Carrie help Rachel navigate the world of dating apps. Kath & Dave take on an escape room. Joey tries therapy. Andy & Drew swear off women.

Nina and Lance tell the story of how they met.

Abracadabra

Nina and Lance tell the story of how they met. A couple uses distraction cancelling glasses. Peter & Nance look forward to breakfast.

Doug and Claire try an open relationship.

Open Relationship

Doug and Claire try an open relationship. A company uses VR for an important meeting. The Mayor waits for a helicopter. Fred steps on a snail.

You Do You

Sandra discovers she can have it all. Portland adds more lanes to the freeway. Kath & Dave learn the art of taking photo booth pictures.

The Mayor tries to prove Portland's diversity.

Most Pro City

The Mayor sets out to prove Portland's diversity. Text message drama unfolds during a business meeting. Activists on a hunger strike take a cheat day.

Peter Follows P!nk

Peter and Nance interact with celebs on social media. James rides his bike to work. Gil & George say Oh, Hello to Toni & Candace.

Long Way Back

The Weirdos lose their trash can, which takes an unexpected journey throughout the city. Malcolm & Kris visit a pediatrician. Fred & Carrie just give up.

Rose Route

The Mayor cuts deals all over town to secure the perfect route for the Portland Marathon. Fred and Carrie decide to run to break their addiction to news alerts.

Portlandia

Portlandia

Series 7

1. The Storytellers

1. The Storytellers

2. Carrie Dates a Hunk

2. Carrie Dates a Hunk

3. Fred's Cell Phone Company

3. Fred's Cell Phone Company

4. Separation Anxiety

4. Separation Anxiety

5. Amore

5. Amore

6. Friend Replacement

6. Friend Replacement

7. Portland Secedes

7. Portland Secedes

8. Ants

8. Ants

9. Passenger Rating

9. Passenger Rating

10. Misunderstood Miracles

10. Misunderstood Miracles