Terry buys a half-size snooker table but realises he is a rubbish player.

Snookered

Comedy

Terry buys a half-size snooker table but, realizing that he is a rubbish player, advertises it for sale in the local paper. June, unaware of this, sells it to the dustman.

Terry and June

June longs for a quiet life - oh, when will Terry grow up?! 

Sitcom set in the heart of suburbia about middle class couple Terry and June. June longs for a quiet life, but her desire is often thwarted by Terry's bad luck and foolish behaviour!

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Terry and June are moving house, and decide to redecorate before they move in.

Long Weekend

In the first episode of this classic sitcom starring Terry Scott and June Whitfield, Terry and June are moving house and plan to decorate the new place before they can move in.

Moving day has arrived and Terry is in charge of operations.

On The Move

Moving day finally arrives and Terry puts himself in charge of operations. He thinks it will be a piece of cake but as usual he bites off more than he can chew and with daughter Wendy's arrival, it looks as though they might not be moving anywhere.

Terry and June’s new carpet doesn’t arrive, so their friend finds a reduced price cut-off.

Flying Carpets

The new carpet still hasn't arrived and Terry's boss and his wife are coming for drinks on Sunday. The neighbours offer to help as they know a man who can get them a carpet on the cheap, but the new carpet looks strikingly similar to the office one.

When his boss needs a new bridge partner, Terry and June teach themselves to play.

A Bridge too Far

Following an office visit from the Chairman of the Board, Sir Dennis Hodge, Terry volunteers to be his partner in a Bridge Tournament. The only trouble is, he can't play and now has only a week to learn.

An outbreak of childish graffiti is causing Terry consternation.

Writing on the Wall

An outbreak of childish graffiti is causing Terry consternation, but his mind is taken off it by building a replica of a spaceship so that neighbour Tina's nephew, Magnus, can enter the Church fair and fancy dress competition.

Terry and June take on more than they can handle after agreeing to pit sit.

Animal Crackers

Terry and June think they have agreed to look after a friend's dog for a week while they are on holiday, but have unwittingly agreed to take on the whole menagerie.

Only Terry could get a new car one morning and lose it that night.

To Catch a Thief

Terry arrives home with a brand new company car. However overnight his new car is stolen, and things don’t end there!

Beattie finds a love letter and assumes her husband Malcom is having an affair.

Words of Love

Feeling romantic, Terry gives June jewellery for her birthday and asks his secretary Miss Coolidge to get it personalised. In the meantime Malcolm's wife Beattie finds a love letter and assumes her husband is having an affair.

Terry's nephew Alan comes to stay and lends him a cash and carry card.

Uncle Terry, Auntie June

Terry's nephew Alan comes to stay and lends him the cash and carry card belonging to his boss Humphries Belvedere, but when Terry goes to use it he gets arrested.

Sir Dennis appoints his nephew to an executive post and he starts to shake things up.

Disco Fever

Sir Dennis appoints his nephew to an executive post and he starts to shake things up, getting rid of older members of staff and organizing a disco.

June gets a temporary job as a market researcher.

Workers Unite

June gets a temporary job as a market researcher and Terry feels neglected as she is out of the house so much. One evening they both book into the same restaurant with work colleagues, unbeknown to each other.

The Medfords decide to take up hobbies; Terry starts painting and June picks up the cello.

Only Two Can Play

The Medfords decide to take up a hobby each, Terry starts painting and June determines to play the cello. However she is terrible and Terry tries to get out of the house as much as he can to avoid her playing.

Has Terry bought June a Christmas coat? 1980 special ep

The Christmas Show (1980)

Christmas special 1980. When Terry’s friend asks him to hide the Christmas present he has bought for his wife, June finds it under the bed and mistakenly thinks it's for her.

Terry and June meet their new neighbours, and immediately disagree about a lawnmower.

The Lawnmower

Terry and June meet their new neighbours, and immediately disagree about a lawnmower. With the help of his nephew, Alan, Terry soon gets everything totally out of hand.

Terry and June find themselves trying to put new life into the hospital radio.

Stars on Sunday

Terry and June visit Malcolm, Terry's boss, in hospital where he is recovering from a mild heart attack, and find themselves trying to put new life into the hospital radio.

Terry tries on an old It's A Knockout costume when his company’s chairman comes to dinner.

It's a Knockout

Nephew Alan has bought some old costumes from It's a Knockout. He tricks Terry into wearing them, which coincides with the company chairman coming to dinner.

When trying to solve the friends’ problems, Terry and June find their own issues.

Friends and Neighbours

Terry and June attempt to solve the marital problems of their friends and neighbours, however Terry and June soon find they too are at each other’s throats.

A weekend at nephew Alan's country pub leaves Terry and June anxious to get home.

June's Holiday Weekend

A “restful” weekend at nephew Alan's country pub becomes chaotic, and leaves Terry and June anxious to get home.

Terry and June are looking forward to an all-expenses paid weekend away.

In Sickness and in Health

Terry and June are looking forward to an all-expenses paid weekend away, when Terry falls ill.

Peace on earth, but is it all goodwill for Terry and June?

Festive Doldrums

Terry’s friend Malcolm receives a Christmas card from another woman, which causes a bust up between him and his wife, Beattie.

After June crashes into Sir Dennis's car, Terry goes to the boss's office.

A Piece of the Action

Malcolm asks Terry to write a report for work over the weekend but he is given the wrong information and can't complete it. So instead Terry helps June do a huge jigsaw puzzle, only to find that the last piece belongs to a different puzzle.

Terry and June decide they want to go camping.

Camping

After Tarquin and Melinda show their holiday films, Terry and June decide they want to go camping and test it out by pitching a tent in the back garden.

Terry and June attend a conference at a multi-storey hotel - things do not go smoothly.

The Cowering Inferno

Terry and June attend a firm's conference at a multi-storey hotel where things do not go smoothly, culminating in Terry having to make a speech in place of the indisposed Malcolm.

The vicar asks the Medfords to donate items for the church jumble sale.

The Auction

The vicar asks the Medfords to donate items for the church jumble sale and to persuade Tarquin, who has sale-room experience, to be its auctioneer.

After June is awoken by a suspected burglar, the Medfords invest in a burglar alarm.

Something to get Alarmed About

After June is awoken by what she thinks is a burglar, the Medfords decide to invest in a burglar alarm. Terry finds the ones on offer are very expensive so he decides to make his own.

Sir Dennis persuades a reluctant Terry to stand at the local council elections.

No, Councillor

Sir Dennis persuades a reluctant Terry to stand at the local council elections so that the firm can sell more fire extinguishers to the council.

Terry gets roped in for a golfing weekend along with Malcolm and Colonel Culpepper.

Swingtime

Despite being a poor golfer, Terry gets roped in for a golfing weekend along with Malcolm and Colonel Culpepper and, whilst he tries to hide in his room, he is eventually forced to play in a foursome.

Terry decides to take up a noisy hobby much to Tarquin’s disgust.

Noise Abatement

A friendly neighbourhood conflict ensues when Terry decides to take up a noisy hobby and Tarquin turns out be chairman of the local Noise Abatement Society.

Terry buys CB radios, so he can talk to June when he is in the car coming home from work.

Eyeball, Eyeball

Terry buys CB radios, so he can talk to June when he is in the car coming home from work. However, June isn’t impressed when she realises he has spent their holiday fund.

Terry and June decide to get a garden pond, to impress their friends.

Playing Pool

Terry and June head to the garden centre to buy a bargain garden pond, however it isn’t so cheap after Terry causes a number of breakages.

Terry and June attend the church’s social club to give a talk and help with the bingo.

Bingo

Terry and June attend the church’s social club to give a talk. When there, they help the vicar to find out if the bingo results are being rigged.

Terry and June are in a festive mood as they celebrate Christmas.

Christmas with Terry and June

When Terry rents a video recorder, Sir Dennis asks him to record a bridge tournament.

Strictly off the Record

When Terry rents a video recorder, Sir Dennis asks him to record a bridge tournament. However, June has already sent the recorder back to the shop, so Terry asks Malcolm to record.

In a bid to save some money, Terry has decided to start making his own wine.

Wine, Women and Song

When Terry’s boss realises that Terry has been making his own wine, he appoints him as a judge in a local wine making competition.

Terry and June decide to take a trip to Boulogne to buy some cheap wine.

A Day in Boulogne

Terry and June decide to take a trip to Boulogne to buy some cheap wine, but when there they encounter some language difficulties with the locals.

Terry and June join their friends to go bird watching, despite Terry‘s lack of enthusiasm.

Strictly for the Birds

Terry and June join their friends to go bird watching, despite Terry‘s lack of enthusiasm. Terry tricks his friend Tarquin into thinking he has heard the call of a rare bird.

Terry and June call in workmen to fit some wardrobes, but the men go on strike.

Tea and No Sympathy

Terry and June face problems when they call in workmen to fit some wardrobes in their bedroom, but it isn’t long before the men go on strike.

While on a train journey, Terry manages to knock himself unconscious and loses his memory.

Thanks for the Memory

While on a train journey, Terry tries to help a lady retrieve her luggage, but manages to knock himself unconscious. On waking up, he has lost his memory.

Terry decides to re-kindle his old interest in photography by buying a second hand camera.

Photo Finish

When Terry decides to re-kindle his old interest in photography by buying a second hand camera, his enthusiasm as a snapper knows no bounds, while June is more concerned with buying a new dress for the firm's dance.

June notices that the stone from her engagement ring has disappeared.

One Little Pig

After she has been baking June notices that the stone from her engagement ring has disappeared. This leads Terry to dismantle the U-bend and end up on the streets having a brush with the law before the mystery of the missing stone is solved.

June accompanies Terry on a business trip where he is talked into a raft race.

In the Navy

June accompanies Terry on a business trip where, after he has boasted of his Naval exploits, he is talked into taking part in a raft race. He attempts to cheat by attaching the raft to an outboard motor.

Terry's barbecue does not go to plan when an upper class gate crasher arrives.

Too Many Cooks

Terry's 'Western style' barbecue does not go to plan when an upper class gate crasher arrives and Malcolm and Beattie, misreading the invitation, arrive dressed as North American Indians.

Terry learns of the death of Uncle Charlie and attends the funeral with June.

Pardon My Dust

Whilst practising as the master of ceremonies at a local charity auction, Terry learns of the death of Uncle Charlie and attends the funeral with June.

Malcolm asks Terry to deliver a portrait of Sir Dennis, but it gets run over.

The Artistic Touch

Malcolm asks Terry to deliver a portrait of Sir Dennis but it gets run over and then workmen accidentally drill a hole in it.

Terry asks June to make the tea at his company's cricket match.

Many a Slip

Terry and June attend his company's cricket match. June is asked to make the tea, and Terry is desperate to play.

Terry and June intervene in a love triangle between Terry's boss and his two secretaries.

Unfaithfully Yours

Terry and June intervene when Sir Dennis falls in love with his gold-digger new secretary, despite his previous secretary harbouring feelings for him.

Terry and June are asked to play hosts to a visiting Arab prince.

One Arabian Night

Terry and June are asked to play host to a visiting Arab prince, who is hopefully going to sign an important business deal with Terry's firm.

When their friends get a new front door fitted, June wants a new one too.

New Doors for Old

When their friends get a new front door fitted, June persuades Terry that they too should get a new one. However, Terry isn't keen on paying to get it fitted.

Terry mistakenly believes he only has 24 hours left to live.

Death of a Salesman

When Terry mistakenly believes his doctor has said he has only 24 hours left to live, he decides to leave his job, and is rude to his boss.

Terry and June disagree over what to do when they find a homeless man in their shed.

A Question of Property

Terry and June disagree how to handle the situation when they find a homeless man living in their shed. Terry wants to get rid of him, but June thinks he should stay.

Terry and June take the council to court, after their car is damaged by a rubbish van.

Terry in Court

When June is involved in an accident with a council rubbish van, Terry decides to take the council to court - and represent himself!

Terry and June have a sale in their garden to raise money for the church youth group.

This Sporting Life

Terry and June have a sale in their garden to raise money for equipment for the church youth group. However, Terry decides to test the table tennis set.

Terry lies to his boss that he owns a satellite dish, but then he wants to watch a show!

The Dish

Terry lies to his boss that he owns a satellite dish. However, Sir Dennis then wants to come over with a visiting business man to watch the television.

Terry and June help their friend out by running his bar, when he goes on holiday.

Ill Met by Moonlight

Terry and June help out in their friend's pub, despite Terry's company forbidding employees to take second jobs. Then, one of Terry's colleagues takes their boss to the bar.

Terry realises that he looks exactly like the police drawing of a wanted criminal.

Mistaken Identity

After realising that he looks exactly like the police drawing of a wanted criminal, Terry decides to wear a disguise to stop people thinking it is him.

An old flame of June's is in town and wants to meet her for dinner.

Lover, Come Back to Me

When an old flame of June's wants to meet her for dinner, June agrees. However Terry reads an old letter between the pair, and believes June wants to rekindle the relationship.

Terry and June play the cow in the office pantomime.

Pantomania

Terry and June play the cow in the office pantomime but have difficulty getting out of their costume when the hall is evacuated because of a fire scare.

Terry is decides to take steps to fight the flab and stem the march of time.

Age Before Beauty

The blueprints for a new fire extinguisher are stolen and the finger points to Terry.

The Mole

After the blueprints for a new fire extinguisher are stolen, Sir Dennis points the finger at Terry. Malcolm’s new secretary may know more than she is admitting to.

June finds herself working as a caterer alone.

They Also Serve

After her friend Beattie backs out of the venture, June finds herself working as a caterer alone. At an important function, the butler arrives drunk, so Terry has to step in.

Terry starts a neighbourhood watch scheme.

The Eye of the Householder

After neighbour Mrs Dunwiddy disturbs an intruder in her home, Terry starts a neighbourhood watch scheme, but his involvement is not straightforward.

Terry and June become stuck in a church belfry.

Bats in the Belfry

After June dreams she is trapped in a tower and is rescued by knights, Terry and she actually become stuck in a church belfry. Is June’s dream coming true?

Terry’s having a bad day when he receives a lot of bills.

Of Human Bondage

Terry’s having a bad day when he receives a lot of bills, but not long afterwards, his aunt phones to say his premium bond has won him a lot of money.

June tries to persuade Terry that they can afford a cleaning lady.

The Family Way

While June tries to persuade Terry that they can afford a cleaning lady, Terry splashes out on pet goldfish. When their daughter arrives home, things become really complicated.

Terry and June

Terry and June

Series 4

1. A Piece of the Action

1. A Piece of the Action

2. Snookered

2. Snookered

3. Camping

3. Camping

4. The Cowering Inferno

4. The Cowering Inferno

5. The Auction

5. The Auction

6. Something to get Alarmed About

6. Something to get Alarmed About