The lighthouse-keeping Goodies lose their light in a fog.

The Lighthouse

Comedy

The lighthouse-keeping Goodies lose their light in a fog, strike oil in gale, light a match and go into orbit. With Patrick Moore and Corbet Woodall.

The Goodies

Immerse yourself in a very surreal world in this legendary comedy show

A special selection of surreal and satirical episodes from Bill Oddie, Graeme Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor's award-winning and legendary 70s comedy show that ran for over a decade.

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The Goodies boost sales of a new sleep aid drink but Graeme takes it too far.

Snooze

The Goodies are hired to create a marketing campaign to increase sales for 'Venom', a drink to aid sleep.

The Goodies are hired by the police to change their image, but they soon regret it.

Give Police a Chance

With no idea why they are so unpopular, the British police forcibly hire The Goodies to help improve their image.

The Goodies go undercover at the Playgirl club but the power goes to Tim's head.

Sleepwalking Aka the Playgirl Club

The Minister for Trade and Domestic Affairs hires the Goodies to go undercover at the Playgirl club to retrieve compromising photos of herself.

The Goodies help to get a children's playground built instead of an army base.

The Greenies

The Goodies are annoyed when they discover that the Army is building a military establishment on what was supposed to be a children's playground.

The Goodies think that babysitting will be easy, but is everything as it seems?

Cecily

The Goodies are asked to take care of Cecily while her Uncle and Aunt are away for the day. It seems to be easy money for the Goodies, so they agree.

The Goodies set up a pirate radio station, but they only have one record to play.

Radio Goodies

The Goodies application to start a radio station is rejected when the Post Office takes too long to deliver their form.

The Goodies travel to Scotland to catch the Loch Ness Monster.

The Loch Ness Monster

The Goodies save a suicidal zookeeper, meet a canny Scot, and travel to Scotland to catch the Loch Ness Monster.

The Goodies get responsibility for organising the latest Commonwealth Games.

The Commonwealth Games

The Goodies get responsibility for organising the latest Commonwealth Games, so skew the event in favour of the Brits by choosing sports that are popular in Britain, but not necessarily anywhere else.

A beautiful young woman asks the Goodies to search for her long-lost father.

The Lost Tribe

All the musicians in the world have been kidnapped.

The Music Lovers

All the musicians in the world have been kidnapped. The Goodies set out to discover who is behind this but end up prisoners themselves and must find a way out before he locks them in a cell with their worst enemy.

At an art auction in Sotheby's, Tim bids to save a priceless work of art for Britain.

For Art's Sake

The Goodies head to the farm of Tim's uncle for some fresh country food.

Farm Fresh Food

Disgusted at the awful cuisine served up at Ye Olde Shepherds Restaurant, the Goodies head to the farm of Tim's uncle for some fresh country food, only to be further disappointed upon arrival.

Bill reports Graeme and Tim to the Women's Liberation Front.

Free to Live

Bill reports Graeme and Tim to the Women's Liberation Front after he disapproves of their treatment of Graeme's new totty. As a punishment, they are sent to work for Lord Charles - a Male Chauvinist - Graeme as the butler, and Tim as the maid.

In response to a proposed film for schoolchildren on sex education, Mrs.

Gender Education

In response to a proposed film for schoolchildren on sex education, Mrs. Desiree Carthorse - the self-proclaimed most powerful person in TV - enlists The Goodies to make an alternative version; "How To Make Babies By Doing Dirty Things."

The Goodies are bouncing on spacehoppers from London to Brighton for charity.

London to Brighton

The Goodies are bouncing on spacehoppers from London to Brighton for charity. However, they continue to bounce on around the world much to the horror of their tight-fisted sponsor.

The Goodies save a suicidal zookeeper and meet a canny Scot.

Double Trouble

The Goodies are getting their office renovated, but the builders seem to be taking ages.

The New Office

The Goodies need a new office, but after being ripped-off in the local estate agent they decide to build their own - a Graeme-designed mobile disused railway station.

Bill and Graeme create hunting havoc; Tim gains an inheritance and loses his dignity.

Hunting Pink

The Goodies represent the United Kingdom during the Winter Olympics at the North Pole.

Winter Olympics

The Minister of Sport persuades the Goodies to represent the United Kingdom during the Winter Olympics at the North Pole.

Graeme is possessed after the boys help a witch with her magic.

That Old Black Magic

A clumsy old witch asks the boys to help her with her magic. They think it's a joke, but things go horribly wrong when Graeme gets possessed.

The Goodies hatch a plan to sail the ocean in search for the Lost Island of Munga. 

For Those in Peril on the Sea

A clumsy old witch asks the boys to help her with her magic. They think it’s a joke, but things go horribly wrong when Graeme gets possessed.

The Goodies disguise themselves as children to go on an Outward Bound course.

Way Outward Bound

Graeme's urge to recreate an early Viking expedition and find the Lost Island Of Munga sees the Goodies shipwrecked and at the mercy of an old foe from a previous show.

The Goodies save a semi-detached castle and do battle with a dragon.

Camelot

A 'Way Outward Bound' course is not what it seems and the Goodies are almost mutilated by a multitude of mini-monsters.

The Goodies blast off to space in search of their lost rabbits.

Invasion of the Moon Creatures

The Goodies save a semi-detached castle, do battle with a dragon and duel with a devious destroyer from the Ministry.

The Goodies train to be doctors after becoming frustrated with the NHS.

Hospital for Hire

The Goodies in space crash-land on the moon, make a major discovery, cause havoc on earth and give a politician palpitations.

The Goodies get themselves into a spot of bother involving a Tyrannosaurus rex.

The Stone Age

There's trouble with a tyrannosaurus rex. Graeme's love of archaelogy lands the Goodies in a subterranean predicament.

The Goodies help out a police officer by committing a crime.

Goodies in the Nick

The Goodies help out a police officer by committing a crime so that he can arrest someone. The plan goes horribly wrong the officer arrests them, and the Goodies are thrown in jail.

A wrong turn to Skegness sees the Goodies winning the Tour de France.

The Race

A wrong turn to Skegness sees the Goodies winning the Tour de France cycling race, so they decide to also enter Le Mans and convert their disused railway station office into a car.

The Goodies buy a film studio, fire everyone and make their own movies.

The Movies

The Goodies buy a film studio, fire everyone and make their own movies. The result: a stupendous mix of a Biblical epic, a violent Western and a silent black and white comedy.

The United States Army asks the Goodies to get rid of a container of mysterious soup.

The Clown Virus

The United States Army asks the Goodies to get rid of a container of soup. They soon find out that the strange looking mixture has a strange effect on those who eat it.

The boys help a US army officer get rid of a large canister labeled "Tomato Soup".

Chubby Chumps

Tim has become rather flabby while the others have been away fishing, but trims himself down thanks to a brainwashing radio DJ and enters the Miss Housewife of the Year contest.

The Goodies travel to Wales and find that most things are considered sinful.

Wacky Wales

An invitation to an eisteddfod in Wales has the Goodies in all sorts of trouble with the Reverend after they dare to break many of the puritanical local laws and actually try to entertain people.

Tim, with Bill in a dog costume go up against Graeme's exotic new breeds in a dog show.

Frankenfido

Graeme's dog breeding venture gets out of hand and Tim's only chance to win at Crufts is to dress Bill in a dog costume, which forces Graeme to custom-make a shaggy monster of his own.

Bill teaches Tim and Graeme the noble art of Ecky Thump.

Kung Fu Kapers

When Tim and Graeme decide to take up kung-fu, Bill introduces them to the infinitely nobler art of Ecky Thump. Soon the whole nation is gripped by black pudding fever.

Back in old Roman times, the tradition of the Olympic Games is formed.

Rome Antics

In 55AD the early Goodies venture to Rome to provide entertainment for the fruit-fancying Emperor, but are eventually confronted by Attila the Hun and the invading Barbarians.

At The Goodies newspaper office, Bill gets fired and is replaced by Mildred.

Cunning Stunts

At The Goodies office, used for their newspaper "Clarion & Globe", Bill gets fired after moping about over Mildred. He is replaced by Mildred, who is no longer interested in him.

The Goodies go prospecting and strike cream in a mine, which Graeme claims for himself.

The Bun Fights at the Ok Tearooms

The Goodies are broke and go prospecting. They strike cream in an old Cornish mine, which Graeme then claims all for himself, leaving his friends penniless and dejected.

Cod have become so scarce that there is nothing to make fish fingers from.

Lips or Almighty Cod

An extension to the Eskimos fishing limits soon has Britain codless, so the Goodies smuggle a cod back from Greenland and grow it to a huge size, but still have to ward off the Eskimos.

Tim becomes a TV producer, producing a talent show and music shows.

Hype Pressure

Tim's nasty tv talent show is a flop after Bill and Graeme's folk singing is a hit with the judges, so Tim sets about creating the rock 'n' roll revival and becomes a loony tv director.

The boys set up a bogus Tour company to make money, but their scheme is soon jeopardized.

Daylight Robbery on the Orient Express

Goodies Holidays is creating an exciting mystery tour aboard the Orient Express for the Detectives Club, but things go astray when the train is hijacked and taken to the Le Boring Contest.

Graeme starts running a residential home for animals.

Black and White Beauty

Graeme has established a rest home for clapped-out old animals and is sent a pantomime horse, which Tim trains before it is callously stolen by Bill to enter in the Grand National.

The boys start an advertising firm, and try to run it in a honest way.

It Might As Well Be String

A series of too-honest ads sees revenue for the Goodies' advertising agency plummet, until Tim discovers the joys of string, and Bill and Graeme set about ripping him off.

In the future, The Goodies' sons attempt to revive the long-lost sport of cricket.

2001 and a Bit

The futuristic sons of the Goodies have become bored with the extremely violent forms of modern entertainment and seek to revive something truly civilised from their fathers' era, like cricket.

The Goodies stage a fake live show filled with songs and silly costumes.

Almost Live

The Goodies stage a concert featuring many of their best known songs, including Cactus In My Y-Fronts, Funky Gibbon, Black Pudding Bertha, Bounce, Last Chance Dance and Wild Thing.

Disgusted by Tim and Graeme's love of hunting, Bill vows to protect the last dodo.

Dodonuts

Disgusted by Tim and Graeme's love of hunting, Bill vows to protect the last dodo from extinction, even though it has all sorts of horrible behavioural problems for him to contend with.

The whole Boy Scout program has been outlawed.

Scoutragous

Tim indoctrinates Bill and Graeme into the Scouts. But they take things to extremes resulting in the movement being declared illegal.

The punk phenomenon grips Britain as even grannies reject niceness.

Punky Business

The rapidly growing punk craze sees Tim as the lone defender of shiny shoes and niceness after both Graeme and Bill have sunk to punk, but even Tim wants to be able to go the Trendsetters Ball.

The revised Royal Variety Show hosted by Graeme is well received.

Royal Command

The revised Royal Variety Show hosted by Graeme is so well received by the royal family that they enter showbiz but end up in hospital, requiring the Goodies to act as their replacements.

It's Christmas Eve - and the world is due to end at midnight.

Earthanasia

It's Christmas Eve and the world is due to end at midnight, is this really their last 30 minutes?

Graeme is into advertising again, this time "selling" both Tim and Bill as politicians.

Politics

Graeme is faced with selling the image of two potential Prime Ministers to the nation; Bill as the revolutionary Che Monyou and Tim as the stunning Timita.

Saturday Night Grease

The Goodies get into the disco scene. It's 'Saturday Night Grease' with Tim Travolta and Olivia Newton-Grayboots, live from the Disco Bilius.

Tim works to improve Britain's chances in the Olympic games.

A Kick in the Arts

The British Olympic team is broke. Tim joins them and competes against Graeme's and Bill's Rest of the World team.

The strange alien abductions of trombonists, prompts Bill to solve the mystery.

U-Friend or UFO?

The strange alien abductions of trombonists cause Bill to take up the trombone in a bid to solve the mystery, while Graeme constructs EBGB the robot to help Tim out at his Knutters Knoll Knitespot.

The Goodies disagree on animal rights, leading to an equal rights act.

Animals

Tim runs a showbiz agency for animals, but Bill and Graeme want to put them to work to solve the energy crisis. Tim is horrified, and fights for equal animal rights.

Tim, Graeme and Bill, all two year old boys during WWII, are sent on a mission to Germany.

War Babies

The Goodies are grown-up babies who are sent off to boarding school during the war years, and are asked by Churchill to go behind enemy lines to buy him a box of German cigars.

When the government bans joy and entertainment, the Goodies seek to rectify things.

The Goodies: Goodies Rule OK?

When the government bans joy and entertainment, the Goodies seek to rectify things in a most unusual manner. Their final solution to the problem, however, leads to a truly catastrophic result.

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Series 5

1. The Movies

1. The Movies

2. The Clown Virus

2. The Clown Virus

3. Chubby Chumps

3. Chubby Chumps

4. Wacky Wales

4. Wacky Wales

5. Frankenfido

5. Frankenfido

7. Kung Fu Kapers

7. Kung Fu Kapers

8. The Lighthouse

8. The Lighthouse

9. Rome Antics

9. Rome Antics

10. Cunning Stunts

10. Cunning Stunts

12. The Bun Fights at the Ok Tearooms

12. The Bun Fights at the Ok Tearooms