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2. Live From Westminster - Parliament has gone primetime with the introduction of TV cameras into the Commons. However, it proves to be little more than an outrageous scripted soap opera, thanks Alan.

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Series 2

1. Fatal Extraction

During a television debate Alan, Member for Haltemprice, falls foul of fellow panelist Georgina Pitt, militant leader of Hackney Council.

2. Live From Westminster

Parliament has gone primetime with the introduction of TV cameras into the Commons. However, it proves to be little more than an outrageous scripted soap opera, thanks Alan.

3. A Wapping Conspiracy

Always eager to help improve the minds of the young, especially the mind of a very attractive Girl Guide, Alan B'Stard MP forms the young ladies' Recreational Association.

4. The Haltemprice Bunker

Thrusting his way through the lobby of anti-Nazi protesters, B'Stard refuses point blank to sign their petition supporting moves to rid Britain of German War criminals.

5. California Here I Come

When parliament's man of the moment, Alan B'Stard, flies to California, he finds it's not just a common language that divides Britain and America.

6. May the Best Man Win

When Piers announces he is getting married to someone who won't let Alan B'Stard kick him around anymore, Alan sets about sabotaging the happy day.

7. Piers of the Realm

It must be a blue moon because Alan is holding a surgery in his hometown of Haltemprice. However, his constituents are made to pay for the pleasure in hard cash.