Two and a Half Men

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  • Comedy
  • 30m
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17. Ate the Hamburger, Wearing the Hats - Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his dim-witted cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

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Series 1

1. Pilot

A rich bachelor has his life disrupted by his brother and young nephew.

2. Big Flappy B*****ds

Charlie finds it difficult to discipline Jake.

3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Alan fails to provide his son with a fun-filled weekend.

4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take a Nap

Charlie quickly realises that he cannot cope by himself when his long-term cleaner quits.

5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Charlie attends one of Jake's soccer games after a drunken night out in Las Vegas.

6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Charlie re-thinks the way he treats women.

7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Judith worries when Jake draws Charlie's female friend's buttocks for a school assignment.

8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Charlie joins Alan, Judith, Jake and his classmates at the rehearsals for a school show.

9. Phase One, Complete

Charlie becomes concerned when his new girlfriend Wendy bonds strongly with Jake.

10. Merry Thanksgiving

Charlie discovers that Lisa, his favourite ex-girlfriend, is getting married.

11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Alan is convinced to get a makeover after discovering Judith has changed her image.

12. Camel Filters and Pheromones

When Berta brings her granddaughter Prudence to work, the boys find themselves distracted.

13. Sarah Like Puny Alan

Charlie and Alan go on a double date with a hot neighbour and her actress sister.

14. I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie's financial adviser instructs him to live on a budget.

15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman called Frankie.

16. That Was Saliva, Alan

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run.

17. Ate the Hamburger, Wearing the Hats

Alan chooses his dim-witted cousins to become Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

18. An Old Flame with a New Wick

Charlie is stunned when he finds out that one of his ex-girlfriends has become a man.

19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

American sitcom. Judith's sister makes a move on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Jake sees a therapist after he begins having difficulty dealing with his parents' divorce.

21. No Sniffing, No Wowing

Alan's divorce settlement is put in jeopardy when Charlie sleeps with his lawyer.

22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his tendency to sleepwalk.

23. Just Like Buffalo

Charlie enlists all his powers of persuasion to ensure Jake can spend a weekend with him.

24. Can You Feel My Finger?

Charlie takes drastic measures after he is involved in a pregnancy scare.