Two and a Half Men

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16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? - Judith goes on holiday and leaves Jake in Charlie and Alan's hands. They soon discover that caring for Jake is quite different from their normal weekend visits.

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Series 2

1. Back Off, Mary Poppins

Charlie asks Alan to stay out of the house while his exclusive group of friends are over.

2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Judith dates Jake's paediatrician.

3. A Bag Full of Jawea

American sitcom. Charlie attempts to start a relationship with Jake's teacher.

4. Go Get Mommy's Bra

Jake's adoration for his mother's new boyfriend makes Alan feel inadequate.

5. Bad News from the Clinic?

Charlie falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child, forcing Charlie to admit his involvement.

7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Charlie hires Berta's emotionally unhinged sister to cater at a party for their mother.

8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan meets a woman who introduces him to a world of sex he never knew existed.

9. Yes, Monsignor

Charlie is thrilled to learn that his ex-girlfriend Lisa's marriage did not work out.

10. The Salmon under My Sweater

Rose invites Alan to a movie and surprises him with her intellect.

11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Charlie is surprised to learn why a woman rejected his overtures.

12. A Lungful of Alan

Alan is jealous when an old classmate seems more interested in Charlie.

13. Zejdz z Moich Wlosow aka Get Off My Hair

Alan allows Judith to temporarily move into the beach house following an earthquake.

14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

The brothers throw out their mother after she criticises the way Alan is raising Jake.

15. Smell the Umbrella Stand

Charlie convinces Alan to take his mind off a medical procedure by taking a trip to Vegas.

16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

American sitcom. Judith goes on holiday and leaves Jake in Charlie's hands.

17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

Charlie suffers back pain and is taken to hospital, where he hits on the doctor.

18. It Was Mame, Mom

Charlie is invited to a party thrown by a gay advertising executive.

19. A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise

While having a coffee, Charlie and Alan run into Charlie's ex-girlfriend Sherri.

20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Rose helps Charlie and Alan refrain from taking their frustrations out on each other.

21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband Harry has died.

22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Alan ends up on a date with the daughter of his mother's new boyfriend, just out of rehab.

23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

In spite of their fears, Alan and Charlie allow Jake to stay over at Evelyn's for a night.

24. Does This Smell Funny to You?

Jake reports to his class about an elderly man who came by the house the previous weekend.