Two and a Half Men

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16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? - Judith goes on holiday and leaves Jake in Charlie and Alan's hands. They soon discover that caring for Jake is quite different from their normal weekend visits.

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Series 2

1. Back Off, Mary Poppins

Alan feels hurt when Charlie asks him to stay out of the house while Charlie's mates are over. Alan faces more rejection when he learns that his old mates are at his ex's house.

2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Judith is dating Jake's paediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

3. A Bag Full of Jawea

Charlie attempts to start a relationship with Jake's teacher. Jake thinks he's dreaming when he sees the teacher practically naked.

4. Go Get Mommy's Bra

Jake's adoration for his mother's new boyfriend makes his own father feel inadequate. So Alan teaches Jake how to drive a car.

5. Bad News from the Clinic?

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a self-centred, manipulative narcissist who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child but fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's emotionally unhinged sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan meets a woman in the supermarket who introduces him to a whole world of sex that he never knew existed. It forces Charlie to take care of Jake.

9. Yes, Monsignor

Charlie meets his ex-girlfriend Lisa, who he had previously thought he would spend the rest of his life with, and is thrilled to learn that her marriage did not work out.

10. The Salmon under My Sweater

Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon based on one of Jake's favourite comics. Rose invites Alan to a movie and surprises him with her intellect.

11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Charlie is surprised to learn why a woman who he flirted with in a bar rejected his overtures. She tells him women around town have been comparing notes on him.

12. A Lungful of Alan

Alan is jealous when an old classmate seems more interested in Charlie, in spite of the fact Charlie used to make fun of her. Still, they both want to make a play for her.

13. Zejdz z Moich Wlosow aka Get Off My Hair

When an earthquake damages Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house temporarily - much to Charlie's displeasure.

14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

The brothers throw out their mother Evelyn after she criticises the way Alan is raising Jake. She also undermines Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned high test grade.

15. Smell the Umbrella Stand

When Alan gets apprehensive about an upcoming medical procedure, Charlie convinces him to take a trip to Las Vegas.

16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

Judith goes on holiday and leaves Jake in Charlie and Alan's hands. They soon discover that caring for Jake is quite different from their normal weekend visits.

17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

Charlie ignores Alan's medical advice regarding the back pain he endured during sex. Instead he chooses to go to hospital, where he hits on the doctor.

18. It Was Mame, Mom

Charlie is invited to a party thrown by a gay advertising executive. He insists Charlie must pretend to accompany him as his life partner.

19. A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at a cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri.

20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband Harry has died. She attends the funeral with Alan, but is furious to learn that he had kept in touch with Harry.

22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Alan finds himself on a blind date with the daughter of his mother's new boyfriend, who is out of rehab for the weekend and a bit of a live wire.

23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Evelyn pressures Alan into letting Jake stay with her. Whilst concerned that she will destroy Jake's life, the brothers take him to Evelyn's home - then quickly flee to a bar.

24. Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie sleeps with a woman, without realising she is married to an elderly man. At school, Jake has to give a report about his weekend - and recalls his own version of events.