Two and a Half Men

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3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark - Charlie learns that Alan's recent dating spree has been with Alan's ex-wife. Charlie does everything in his power to keep the two apart.

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Series 3

1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

Charlie offers to look after his nephew for the weekend after Alan falls off a roof.

2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Jake gets into trouble at school.

3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Charlie discovers that Alan has been dating his ex-wife.

4. Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs

When Berta moves into the beach house, Alan decides to find his own place.

5. We Called it Mr Pinky

Charlie realises he has unresolved issues with his mother.

6. Hi, Mr Horned One

Charlie is happy dating a sexy Satanist until she places a curse on his manhood.

7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Charlie mistakenly spends the night with Rose and ends up being confronted by her father.

8. That Voodoo That I Do

Charlie becomes infatuated with a ballet teacher.

9. Madame and Her Special Friend

American sitcom. A wealthy, elderly woman becomes romantically interested in Alan.

10. Something Salted and Twisted

Alan throws a celebratory dinner after a newspaper refers to him as a good guy.

11. Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan and Charlie gain weight when Alan dates a cookery teacher.

12. That Special Tug

Charlie dates a psychiatrist to help Alan, who thinks Jake hates spending time with him.

13. Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

American sitcom. Charlie makes an inappropriate proposal to Mia.

14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

An ex proves problematic for Charlie, eager to consummate his relationship with Mia.

15. My Tongue Is Meat

Charlie tries to figure out how he feels about Mia when their lifestyles clash.

16. Ergo, the Booty Call

Alan is worried what Evelyn will make of his girlfriend attending Jake's birthday party.

17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the ceremony.

18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan's girlfriend is costing him too much money and Charlie has to pay Judith's alimony.

19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Charlie discovers that Kandi has been living in the house for three weeks.

20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother Mandi, and Alan tries to win Kandi back.

21. And the Plot Moistens

Alan loses interest in Kandi after a meeting with Jake's teacher Francine.

22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for a party where girls will be present.

23. Arguments for the Quickie

Mia returns to town with her dance troupe and asks Charlie for something very personal.

24. That Pistol Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie and Mia's wedding plans are derailed when their families meet.