Two and a Half Men

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5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility - Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. However, her marriage plans are threatened by Jake's feelings.

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Series 4

1. Working for Caligula

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house.

2. Who's Vod Kanockers?

Charlie tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia.

3. The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Charlie's attempts at surfing to impress a young woman end with disastrous results.

4. A Pot Smoking Monkey

Alan tries to hire Judith's lawyer to help win custody of the dog he shared with Kandi.

5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Alan is overjoyed at Judith's plans to remarry, but Jake hates his potential stepfather.

6. Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie dates a real estate agent who's just like his mother.

7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

US sitcom. Berta confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby.

8. Release the Dogs

Alan visits a psychiatrist to cure him of his insomnia.

9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Jake is left home alone for the first time while Charlie and Alan go on a double date.

10. Kissing Abe Lincoln

Charlie must choose between Lydia and Berta as they fight for his allegiance.

11. Walnuts and Demerol

Charlie's plans for a romantic Christmas Eve are ruined when friends and family drop by.

12. Castrating Sheep in Montana

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Hearing that Jake heard his mother having sex brings up a repressed memory for Charlie.

14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour but gets jealous when the two form a bond.

15. My Damn Stalker

Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving away.

16. Young People Have Phlegm Too

Charlie tries to convince Alan that he isn't too old to be part of the young party crowd.

17. I Merely Slept with a Commie

Evelyn replaces Charlie and Alan with a new family, which makes both of them very jealous.

18. It Never Rains in Hooterville

Alan feels the pains of fatherhood as Jake grows, and contemplates his future with Kandi.

19. Smooth as a Ken Doll

Judith's future sister-in-law could be putting the wedding in jeopardy.

20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Alan worries as Charlie's relationship with Judith's future sister-in-law blossoms.

21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Everyone thinks Alan is coming out of the closet when he makes friends with a gay man.

22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Instead of helping him with his book report, Charlie takes Jake to the track.

23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin

Charlie hires a handyman but is helpless when the women in his life flock to the new guy.

24. Prostitutes and Gelato

In an effort to bond with Alan and Charlie, Evelyn's new boyfriend takes them to Vegas.