Two and a Half Men

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22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag - Alan has to renew his driver's license so he asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report. Charlie takes Jake to the track instead and wins $1100.

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Series 4

1. Working for Caligula

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

2. Who's Vod Kanockers?

Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour.

3. The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Charlie's attempts at surfing to impress a young woman end with disastrous results. Later, after nearly drowning, he is convinced he saw his late father.

4. A Pot Smoking Monkey

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared. Will he walk away with what he wants?

5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. However, her marriage plans are threatened by Jake's feelings.

6. Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie doesn't have a good relationship with his passive-aggressive mum, but decides to date an estate agent who's just like her.

7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Berta confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby, then Alan shares a secret about a fetish with Charlie.

8. Release the Dogs

Alan visits a psychiatrist to cure him of his insomnia, after Alan's suggestion of a jog on the beach doesn't help.

9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Charlie gets tired of Alan's constant scrounging and reaches breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

10. Kissing Abe Lincoln

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend Lydia and his housekeeper Berta as they fight for his allegiance. Meanwhile, Alan wants to sell Kandi's condo, but he can't do it.

11. Walnuts and Demerol

Charlie's plans for a romantic Christmas Eve alone with his date are ruined when friends and family decide to drop by.

12. Castrating Sheep in Montana

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi. He knows there will probably be trouble, but Berta's reaction is more surprising than Alan could have imagined.

13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer

When Jake reveals to Alan and Charlie that he heard his mother and her fiancé having sex, it brings back a repressed memory for Charlie and helps him formulate a theory.

14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

After getting to know the new neighbour, Danielle, Charlie sets Alan up with her, with ulterior motives, but gets jealous when the two form a bond.

15. My Damn Stalker

Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. He soon realises he let the best woman in his life get away from him.

16. Young People Have Phlegm Too

Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered 'old'.

17. I Merely Slept with a Commie

Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, and boys say this could also be the case at hers. She tries to prove them wrong.

18. It Never Rains in Hooterville

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realises that his son's childhood is almost over and takes him camping. Kandi pursues a career in acting and Alan supports her.

19. Smooth as a Ken Doll

Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra. Charlie and Myra bond.

20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Judith and Herb's wedding is taking place soon, and Alan is looking forward to it. Charlie and Herb's sister, Myra, continue their relationship, much to Alan and Judith's dismay.

21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg. Everyone thinks he is gay and dating Greg. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Alan has to renew his driver's license so he asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report. Charlie takes Jake to the track instead and wins $1100.

23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin

After the deck is damaged, Alan hires a handyman, Fernando. While working on the house, Fernando beats Charlie out for his girlfriend Chloe's affections. Charlie sorts things out.

24. Prostitutes and Gelato

Evelyn gets a new boyfriend, who bonds with Alan and Charlie by taking them to Las Vegas. The boys confront their feelings about their mother dating lots of different men.