Two and a Half Men

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8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles? - Charlie finds success as the children's singer 'Charlie Waffles'. However, his newfound fame irritates Alan, plus Charlie must overcome his fear of performing live.

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Series 5

1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

As Jake prepares to start junior high, Alan and Charlie take him shopping for school supplies but find themselves in trouble.

2. Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie ends up going to one of his mother's get togethers where they temporarily become friends. That is until Charlie takes an interest in one of Evelyn's married clients.

3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date respectable women his own age and sets him up with a judge. When she rejects Charlie, he becomes obsessed with seeing her again.

4. City of Great Racks

Charlie and Linda get serious and come close to consummating their relationship, but Charlie begins to see his ex-stalker Rose's face everywhere he turns.

5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie tries to find ways to keep his girlfriend's four-year-old son amused, while Alan becomes a test subject.

6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen in public with him. Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

7. The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

After a fight with Charlie about his role in the house, Alan moves out of the house, along with Jake, and in with his mother.

8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds success as the children's singer 'Charlie Waffles'. However, his newfound fame irritates Alan, plus Charlie must overcome his fear of performing live.

9. Tight's Good

When Charlie and Alan are introduced to Teddy's daughter Courtney, Teddy warns Charlie to stay away from her. Charlie ignores him and starts an affair with her.

10. Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend in high school, so he gets revenge by stealing Charlie's girlfriend. Elsewhere, Jake gets dumped and seeks advice.

11. Meaner to Your Dander

Alan is unhappy about his sex life with his latest girlfriend Donna, but is reluctant to break up with her. He turns to Charlie for advice on breaking up a woman.

12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Charlie has a killer cold, but nobody comes to take care of him, until Rose returns, back from England. However she gives him her pills and clearly enjoys nursing him too much.

13. The Soil is Moist

Alan sleeps with a woman he and Judith were friends with when they were married, who then tells him that Judith considers Herb her best lover ever. Alan stresses over this.

14. Winky-Dink Time

Alan is through with disastrous dates, so he gets Charlie to find him a hooker. Jake can only get a date with young Milly by agreeing to double-date with her mother and her ex.

15. Rough Night in Hump Junction

Charlie is acting even more promiscuous than normal, which is getting him in trouble. With the help of his psychiatrist, he discovers it's related to his ex's upcoming wedding.

16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding, and Charlie makes some moves on the woman who will soon be his stepsister.

17. Fish in a Drawer

Parody of 'CSI' in which a body is found in Charlie's bed, and detectives try to figure out who is the killer.

18. If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than him, has a 32-year-old son, and treats him more like her son than his boyfriend. Jake struggles to write a book report.

19. Waiting for the Right Snapper

Alan has a crush on Charlie's new older girlfriend, and Charlie discovers that he dated his girlfriend's son's fiancée. Meanwhile, Alan tries to get Jake to study for his exam.