Two and a Half Men

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20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau - Charlie is desperate to ensure Chelsea and Evelyn do not befriend each other following their first meeting.

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Series 6

1. Taterhead is Our Love Child

Charlie runs into an ex with a child who looks and acts a lot like him. He begins to suspect that he is the child's father.

2. Pie Hole, Herb

Charlie kicks Alan out the house again after Alan demands that Charlie pay him back money he owes. Alan and Jake are now forced to turn to Judith and Herb for a temporary home.

3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Alan tries to date two women at once and Charlie tries to learn how to cook. Jake tells Alan that he's studying with a friend, but he gets drunk instead.

4. The Flavin' and the Mavin'

Alan is angry when Charlie hooks up with his secretary because he knows that the situation will end badly for him after their inevitable breakup.

5. A Jock Strap in Hell

Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher who turned to stripping after her fling with Charlie, but things soon spiral out of control.

6. It's Always Nazi Week

Alan is overjoyed when he learns that Judith and Herb's marriage is on the rocks, but he gets more than he bargained for when he tries to fake-comfort her.

7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Alan and Judith start seeing each other again after Judith's breakup with Herb, and Charlie messes with Jake by threatening to get him sent to military school.

8. Pinocchio's Mouth

Charlie's month-long relationship threatens to go down the tubes when she asks him to spend the night at her house, and Alan grounds Jake for mooning some girls on a school bus.

9. The Mooch at the Boo

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player.

10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education and a car, Charlie suspects that she has an angle to play.

11. The Devil's Lube

Charlie contemplates making some changes in his life after an old buddy and partner in crime drops dead on the balcony of his beach house.

12. Thank God for Scoliosis

Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete against each other for a waitress.

13. I Think You Offended Don

Judith is pregnant and Alan believes he is the father. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to figure out why Jake is so irritable.

14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

After a birthday party thrown for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he is underappreciated.

15. I'd Like to Start with the Cat

Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to a marriage counselling session in an attempt to prove that he's a changed man.

16. She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Charlie has to enlist help to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea comes home from a funeral.

17. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but does not get the response he expects so takes things to the extremes to get what he wants.

18. My Son's Enormous Head

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but he also feels an overwhelming urge to flee.

19. The Two Finger Rule

Chelsea's discovers naked pictures of another woman on Charlie's phone which leads to a drunken night where Alan, Herb, Jerome and Charlie swap stories of sexual experiences.

20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau

Charlie is desperate to ensure Chelsea and Evelyn do not befriend each other following their first meeting.

21. Above Exalted Cyclops

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with one of her friends - the same friend that stalked Charlie for years!

22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

There are major changes for Charlie and Alan when Chelsea moves into the house. Alan soon finds that there's not much space left for him in the house.

23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

Charlie tries to take advantage of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship by ditching his boyfriend duties.

24. Baseball Was Better with Steroids

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town, and Judith goes into labour.