Two and a Half Men

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  • Comedy
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20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau - Charlie is desperate to ensure Chelsea and Evelyn do not befriend each other following their first meeting.

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Series 6

1. Taterhead is Our Love Child

Charlie sees his ex with a child who looks like him and suspects that he is the father.

2. Pie Hole, Herb

Charlie kicks Alan out after he demands that Charlie pay him back the money he owes him.

3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Alan tries to date two women at once and Charlie tries to learn how to cook.

4. The Flavin' and the Mavin'

Alan is angry when Charlie hooks up with his secretary.

5. A Jock Strap in Hell

Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who lost her job and turned to stripping.

6. It's Always Nazi Week

Judith and Herb's marriage is on the rocks so Charlie tries to help Herb pick up women.

7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Alan and Judith start seeing each other again after her breakup with Herb.

8. Pinocchio's Mouth

Charlie's month-long relationship threatens to go down the tubes and Alan grounds Jake.

9. The Mooch at the Boo

Charlie's Merc helps Alan score, while Jake takes off with an ex-footballer's daughter.

10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education and a car, Charlie is suspicous.

11. The Devil's Lube

Charlie considers making changes in his life after an old buddy and partner in crime dies.

12. Thank God for Scoliosis

Alan is attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress.

13. I Think You Offended Don

Judith is pregnant and Alan believes he is the father.

14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Melissa feels Alan is underappreciated and invites him to live with her and her mother.

15. I'd Like to Start with the Cat

US comedy. Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to a marriage counselling session.

16. She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

17. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but does not get the response he expects.

18. My Son's Enormous Head

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her.

19. The Two Finger Rule

On a drunken night, Alan, Herb, Jerome and Charlie swap stories of sexual experiences.

20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau

Charlie tries to ensure Chelsea and Evelyn do not become friends after just one meeting.

21. Above Exalted Cyclops

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with one of her friends.

22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

There are major changes for Charlie and Alan when Chelsea moves into the house.

23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship.

24. Baseball Was Better with Steroids

Charlie questions his relationship with Chelsea upon hearing that Mia is back in town.