Two and a Half Men

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5. For the Sake of the Child - Jake is very embarrassed, so refuses to stay at the beach house following yet another display of public bickering by Charlie and Alan.

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Series 7

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Charlie is confronted with the tricky decision of choosing between Chelsea and Mia.

2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Charlie finds Chelsea's wish for Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in difficult to object.

3. Mmm, fish. Yum.

Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as his former mother-in-law.

4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan starts working for Evelyn as a last resort.

5. For the Sake of the Child

Jake refuses to stay at the beach house after Charlie and Alan quarrel in public again.

6. Give Me Your Thumb

Charlie tells Alan to move out after he suggests breast reduction surgery to Chelsea.

7. Untainted by Filth

After a heavy drinking session, Charlie and Alan wake up in bed with a complete stranger.

8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle

Everyone is keen for Chelsea's college friend's stay in the house to be a comfortable one.

9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Alan decides to combat his thinning hair but chooses the cheapest option available.

10. That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie realises that Chelsea has not been honest about the state of her finances.

11. Warning, It's Dirty

Jake's girlfriend is away for Christmas, so Charlie teaches him the art of infidelity.

12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Having lost his girlfriend, Jake writes a love song to try and win her back.

13. Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents.

14. Crude and Uncalled for

Alan suggests Charlie does something about a widowed lawyer who is interested in Chelsea.

15. Aye, Aye, Captain

After his jealousy alarms Chelsea, Charlie vows to become the man he says she deserves.

16. Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife.

17. I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie meets up with Chelsea's best friend Gail.

19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's new friend may be a bad influence but his mother proves too hot for Alan.

20. I Called Him Magoo

Alan's plans for an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsey are scuppered.

21. Gumby with a Pokey

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past.

22. This Is Not Gonna End Well

After Charlie's licence is suspended, Jake becomes his driver.