Two and a Half Men

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5. For the Sake of the Child - Jake is very embarrassed, so refuses to stay at the beach house following yet another display of public bickering by Charlie and Alan.

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Series 7

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Charlie is confronted with a tricky decision when it comes to choosing between Chelsea and Mia. He is also wary now that Melissa has moved into the house.

2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation

The girls are taking charge as Chelsea wants Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in with them, and Charlie finds it difficult to object.

3. Mmm, fish. Yum.

Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as for his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backs his car over a cat so Jake seizes the chance to blackmail him.

4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan starts working for Evelyn, as a last resort, and Charlie tries his best to heal the rift between Chelsea and Jake.

5. For the Sake of the Child

Jake is very embarrassed, so refuses to stay at the beach house following yet another display of public bickering by Charlie and Alan.

6. Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea might benefit from breast reduction surgery, an idea that so upsets Charlie he tells Alan to move out. Evelyn allows him to stay with her.

7. Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan discuss dates for a wedding with Chelsea before heading to a bar. After a heavy session, the pair of them wake up in bed with a complete stranger.

8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle

Chelsea's gorgeous college friend stays at the house and everyone is very keen to make her stay as comfortable as possible.

9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie discovers that Chelsea is dissatisfied with his performance. Meanwhile, Alan decides it is time to combat his thinning hair but chooses the cheapest option available.

10. That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie comes to realise, part way through dance lessons in preparation for their wedding, that Chelsea has not been entirely honest about the state of her finances.

11. Warning, It's Dirty

Jake's girlfriend is away for Christmas so Charlie uses this as an opportunity to teach him the art of infidelity, which is against Alan's wishes.

12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Now he has lost his girlfriend, Jake decides to write a love song to try to win her back. Herb and Alan attempt to keep their friendship secret from Judith.

13. Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, but she turns the tables by getting them to fly out to Malibu for a visit.

14. Crude and Uncalled for

Alan ends up in jail after something that happened in the bar. Then he suspects a widowed lawyer is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie does something about it.

15. Aye, Aye, Captain

Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad, and he vows to become the better man he says she deserves.

16. Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife. She is not Chelsea. Meanwhile, Chelsea's dad arrives in town to visit with his new partner.

17. I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand, but Charlie struggles to accept it as a one-night thing.

18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie meets up with Chelsea's best friend, and Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's new friend may be a bad influence but his mother proves too hot for Alan. Charlie has trouble writing the theme for a new TV show.

20. I Called Him Magoo

Alan's plans for an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsey are scuppered. Meanwhile, Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the `girlfriend experience'.

21. Gumby with a Pokey

Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past, after taking prescription marijuana.

22. This Is Not Gonna End Well

After Charlie's licence is suspended, Jake becomes his driver. Much to Charlie's annoyance, Alan decides he would like to attend Chelsea's birthday party.