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Charlie is confronted with the tricky decision of choosing between Chelsea and Mia.
1. 818-jklpuzo
Charlie is confronted with the tricky decision of choosing between Chelsea and Mia.
Two and a Half Men
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- Comedy
- 30m
With mild language & adult humour Turn on Parental controls
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave - Jake's new friend may be a bad influence but his mother proves too hot for Alan. Charlie has trouble writing the theme for a new TV show.
More infoSeries 7
2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation
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Charlie finds Chelsea's wish for Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in difficult to object.
2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Charlie finds Chelsea's wish for Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in difficult to object.
3. Mmm, fish. Yum.
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Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as his former mother-in-law.
3. Mmm, fish. Yum.
Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as his former mother-in-law.
4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
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Alan starts working for Evelyn as a last resort.
4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan starts working for Evelyn as a last resort.
5. For the Sake of the Child
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Jake refuses to stay at the beach house after Charlie and Alan quarrel in public again.
5. For the Sake of the Child
Jake refuses to stay at the beach house after Charlie and Alan quarrel in public again.
6. Give Me Your Thumb
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Charlie tells Alan to move out after he suggests breast reduction surgery to Chelsea.
6. Give Me Your Thumb
Charlie tells Alan to move out after he suggests breast reduction surgery to Chelsea.
7. Untainted by Filth
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After a heavy drinking session, Charlie and Alan wake up in bed with a complete stranger.
7. Untainted by Filth
After a heavy drinking session, Charlie and Alan wake up in bed with a complete stranger.
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle
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Everyone is keen for Chelsea's college friend's stay in the house to be a comfortable one.
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle
Everyone is keen for Chelsea's college friend's stay in the house to be a comfortable one.
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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Alan decides to combat his thinning hair but chooses the cheapest option available.
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Alan decides to combat his thinning hair but chooses the cheapest option available.
10. That's Why They Call It Ball Room
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Charlie realises that Chelsea has not been honest about the state of her finances.
10. That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie realises that Chelsea has not been honest about the state of her finances.
11. Warning, It's Dirty
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Jake's girlfriend is away for Christmas, so Charlie teaches him the art of infidelity.
11. Warning, It's Dirty
Jake's girlfriend is away for Christmas, so Charlie teaches him the art of infidelity.
12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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Having lost his girlfriend, Jake writes a love song to try and win her back.
12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Having lost his girlfriend, Jake writes a love song to try and win her back.
13. Yay, No Polyps!
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Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents.
13. Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents.
14. Crude and Uncalled for
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Alan suggests Charlie does something about a widowed lawyer who is interested in Chelsea.
14. Crude and Uncalled for
Alan suggests Charlie does something about a widowed lawyer who is interested in Chelsea.
15. Aye, Aye, Captain
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After his jealousy alarms Chelsea, Charlie vows to become the man he says she deserves.
15. Aye, Aye, Captain
After his jealousy alarms Chelsea, Charlie vows to become the man he says she deserves.
16. Tinkle Like a Princess
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Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife.
16. Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife.
17. I Found Your Mustache
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Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
17. I Found Your Mustache
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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Charlie meets up with Chelsea's best friend Gail.
18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie meets up with Chelsea's best friend Gail.
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
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Jake's new friend may be a bad influence but his mother proves too hot for Alan.
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Jake's new friend may be a bad influence but his mother proves too hot for Alan.
20. I Called Him Magoo
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Alan's plans for an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsey are scuppered.
20. I Called Him Magoo
Alan's plans for an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsey are scuppered.
21. Gumby with a Pokey
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Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past.
21. Gumby with a Pokey
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past.
22. This Is Not Gonna End Well
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After Charlie's licence is suspended, Jake becomes his driver.
22. This Is Not Gonna End Well
After Charlie's licence is suspended, Jake becomes his driver.