Two and a Half Men

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3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus - Alan has his work cut out trying to keep Lindsey and Melissa secret from each other. Charlie is less than impressed by it all.

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Series 8

1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after discovering that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom. Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say 'yes'.

3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Alan has his work cut out trying to keep Lindsey and Melissa secret from each other. Charlie is less than impressed by it all.

4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after theirs burns down. When Alan and Charlie meet Lyndsey's ex and the pizza delivery man, an emotional conversation ensues.

5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Charlie tells everyone he's going to Las Vegas but someone's got a secret. Meanwhile, Alan goes out on the town as `Charlie'.

6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie's enthusiasm for his new lady, Michelle, fades when he learns that she is older than him... then he meets her daughter.

7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Michelle is very understanding about Charlie's chequered past and dysfunctional family, but then his stalker, Rose turns up.

8. Springtime on a Stick

When it looks like their mother will be spending her birthday alone, Alan and Charlie get tricked into doing the unthinkable.

9. A Good Time in Central Africa

Charlie falls for Berta's temporary replacement, and Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Charlie's ex, Courtney shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money, so he goes on a spending spree for her.

11. Dead From the Waist Down

After seeing Charlie lavish Courtney with gifts, Alan decides he needs to buy Lindsey an extra special something.

12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Feeling depressed after his breakup from Courtney, Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist.

13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Charlie and Lindsey realise they've got a lot in common, and this drives Alan wild with jealousy.

14. Looking For Japanese Subs

Charlie finds himself obsessed with a newly married Rose. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid stunts.

15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

In an attempt to grow his business, Alan inadvertently starts a dodgy scheme using his friends and family as investors.

16. That Darn Priest

Rose discovers Alan's dodgy scheme and he meets her `husband'. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.