Two and a Half Men

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6. The Squat and the Hover - Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget - who has found a new beau in Alex - but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

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Series 9

1. Need to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Alan struggles to keep up with mortgage payments after Charlie's death.

2. People Who Love Peepholes

Regretting his decision to move in with his mother, Alan helps Walden woo back his wife.

3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget and Jake decides to drop out of school.

4. Nine Magic Fingers

Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs Right.

5. A Giant Cat Holding A Churro

Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risque movie past.

6. The Squat and the Hover

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget but meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden.

8. Thank You for the Intercourse

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

9. Frodo's Headshots

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges.

10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them feels ready to date.

11. What a Lovely Landing Strip

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest.

12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Walden's mother, Robin, arrives and Alan is smitten with her.

13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Walden enlists Alan as an ally in a boardroom battle.

14. A Possum on Chemo

Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving.

15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's 'special' brownies.

16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

A huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

17. Not in My Mouth

Walden and Zoey share a near-death experience.

18. The War Against Gingivitis

Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner shows up.

19. Palmdale, Ech

Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party.

20. Grandma's Pie

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife.

21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him.

22. Why We Gave Up Women

Kathy Bates guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper.

23. The Straw in My Donut Hole

In the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love upon returning from the hospital.

24. Oh Look! Al-Queda!

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale.