Two and a Half Men

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7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard - Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend, but then he starts falling for her. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi surprise Walden and Alan when they plan a weekend meet up.

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Series 10

1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Walden is planning a big surprise for Zoey's birthday, and, as he wants to propose to her, he spares neither expense nor effort.

2. A Big Bag of Dog

Zoey's daughter Ava misses Walden and invites him to her birthday party. Walden is suffering greatly since separating from Zoey and is extremely irritable.

3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Alan agrees to Lyndsey's idea of having a menage a trois with Walden, but Walden can't follow through because he's still in love with Zoey.

4. You Do Know What the Lollipop Is for

Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town. Miley Cyrus guest stars as Missi.

5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Walden decides it's time to start dating again. Lindsey offers to set him up with one of her friends, but Walden hits it off with Charlie's former stalker, Rose.

6. Ferrets, Attack!

Walden asks Rose to move in, but she feels that it's too soon. When Zoey tells Walden that she wants to get back together, however, he has to choose between Rose and Zoey

7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend, but then he starts falling for her. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi surprise Walden and Alan when they plan a weekend meet up.

8. Something My Gynecologist Said

Alan is hesitant to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey, but gets inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden mistakenly ends up being a toy-boy for a rich older woman.

9. I Scream When I Pee

Alan's famous ex-wife Kandi wants him back, while Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday - until Walden helps make it special.

10. One Nut Johnson

When Alan helps Walden create a new identity in order to find a woman who isn't just after his money, he encounters a new love interest.

11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Walden juggles having two identities - rich man and poor man - while Alan finds himself alone at Christmas.

12. Welcome to Alancrest

Using Walden's money, Alan invests in Kate's fashion line. Meanwhile, leading a double life starts to take its toll on Walden.

13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Walden and Alan visit Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity. What's revealed, however, is a Broadway-style song and dance performance.

14. Run, Steven Steven! Run!

Alan and Lyndsey's relationship is strained when he won't give her a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Billy and Herb commiserate about women and relationships.

15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Alan has concerns when Jake returns home with Tammy, his 36-year-old girlfriend that he's madly in love with. Meanwhile, Walden struggles to keep a secret from Alan.

16. Advantage: Fat Flying Baby

Depressed about being single on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to convince Kate to give him a chance. Meanwhile, Alan's Valentine's Day plans for Lyndsey take a turn for the worse.

17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

When Walden runs into his ex-wife Bridget at a high-end singles mixer, they talk about getting back together. But Alan feels that she might not be good for Walden.

18. The 9:04 From Pemberton

Alan moves out after he and Walden get into a fight over a broken toaster. After Alan moves in with Herb, Walden feels bad and tries to apologise. But Herb gets in the way.

19. Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb who is trying to get over Judith, but end up living it up a little too large.

20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

When Jake cheats on his girlfriend Tammy with her 18-year-old daughter, Ashley, Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire.

21. Another Night with Neil Diamond

Alan is devastated when Lyndsey breaks up with him, leaving Walden struggling to find a way to help him get back on his feet.

22. The Bodacious Vidalia

When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Even though Walden's dating a 22-year-old, he finds himself more attracted to her grandmother, Linda. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake go on a father-son bonding trip.