Two and a Half Men

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3. This Unblessed Biscuit - Berta is injured on the job, and after getting in an argument with Walden over retirement, she decides to quit.

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Series 11

1. Nangnangnangnang

Alan and Berta are shocked when Charlie's long-lost daughter shows up at Walden's beach house to connect with what's left of her family.

2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

When Walden feels cramped in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty. Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey's 'other man'.

3. This Unblessed Biscuit

Berta is injured on the job, and after getting in an argument with Walden over retirement, she decides to quit.

4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Walden makes a big mistake while partying with Jenny and her friends, and Alan has to make a sacrifice to keep up appearances with Lyndsey.

5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Alan's jealousy over being the 'other man' causes him to spy on Lyndsey's boyfriend, and Walden tries to get Jenny started with acting lessons.

6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Alan begs Walden to set him up with an old friend, Wonder Woman TV star Lynda Carter. Walden eventually caves under his pressure and begrudgingly agrees to invite her over.

7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Alan and Walden hook up with a pair of theme park princesses until Lyndsey's jealousy of Alan's new flame ruins everything.

8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

A private investigator tells Lyndsey's boyfriend that she is cheating on him with Walden, and Rose tries to help keep Walden out of danger.

9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Walden has a date with an injury-prone model, and Alan sleeps with a woman who was a man.

10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a woman who is blowing her off, and Alan is propositioned by his new girlfriend's ex.

11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Walden is hired by a former employee he fired to write code for a new project, and Alan suffers an unfortunate tick bite while hiking with Jenny and her girlfriend.

12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date, while Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project, so that she will have the time to date him.

13. Bite Me, Supreme Court

Marty proposes to Evelyn, and she accepts. But after Alan and Walden throw Marty a bachelor party, he abruptly calls off the wedding.

14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him, he makes a big decision. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.

15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Alan turns to Judith for comfort after Lyndsey accepts Larry's marriage proposal, and Jenny is worried that Brooke is blowing her off.

16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Alan takes an interest in Larry's sister after 'Jeff Strongman' agrees to be his best man, and Walden is concerned about his relationship with Nicole.

17. Welcome Home, Jake

Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden finds it difficult telling Barry to find his own place.

18. West Side Story

Walden's reunion with his ex-girlfriend Kate does not go as planned, and Alan takes Gretchen over to his apartment.

19. Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Just as Walden is considering proposing to Kate, he falls for a random stranger. Meanwhile, Gretchen discovers that Alan's 'Jeff Strongman' persona is a lie.

20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Walden seeks help from his therapist to help him get over falling in love too quickly, and Alan's new business venture provides him with the perfect opportunity.

21. Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT

Walden goes to Colorado with Jenny and Barry after he finds his first car. Meanwhile, Alan loses Gretchen after he considers telling Larry the truth about Jeff Strongman.

22. Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

When Alan and Gretchen get engaged and Larry calls off the wedding, Lyndsey goes off the deep end. Meanwhile, Walden creates a smart-aleck robot.