Two and a Half Men

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3. This Unblessed Biscuit - Berta is injured on the job, and after getting in an argument with Walden over retirement, she decides to quit.

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Series 11

1. Nangnangnangnang

Alan and Berta are shocked when Charlie's long-lost daughter shows up at the beach house.

2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend.

3. This Unblessed Biscuit

Berta is injured on the job, and after an argument with Walden, she decides to quit.

4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Walden makes a big mistake while partying with Jenny and her friends.

5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Alan's jealousy over being the 'other man' causes him to spy on Lyndsey's boyfriend.

6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Alan begs Walden to set him up with an old friend, Wonder Woman TV star Lynda Carter.

7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Alan and Walden hook up with a pair of theme park princesses.

8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

A private investigator tells Lyndsey's boyfriend that she is cheating on him with Walden.

9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Walden has a date with an injury-prone model.

10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a woman who is blowing her off.

11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Walden is hired by a former employee he fired to write code for a new project.

12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date.

13. Bite Me, Supreme Court

Marty gets engaged to Evelyn, so Alan and Walden throw Marty a bachelor party.

14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him.

15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Alan turns to Judith for comfort after Lyndsey accepts Larry's marriage proposal.

16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Alan takes an interest in Larry's sister after 'Jeff Strongman' agrees to be his best man.

17. Welcome Home, Jake

Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister, Gretchen.

18. West Side Story

Walden's reunion with his ex-girlfriend Kate does not go as planned.

19. Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Just as Walden is considering proposing to Kate, he falls for a random stranger.

20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Walden seeks help from his therapist to help him get over falling in love too quickly.

21. Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT

Walden goes to Colorado with Jenny and Barry after he finds his first car.

22. Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Alan and Gretchen get engaged and Larry calls off the wedding.