Two and a Half Men

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10. Kinda Like Necrophilia - Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend in high school, so he gets revenge by stealing Charlie's girlfriend. Elsewhere, Jake gets dumped and seeks advice.

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Series 5

1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

As Jake prepares to start junior high, Alan and Charlie take him shopping for supplies.

2. Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie sleeps with Evelyn's married client.

3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Charlie becomes obsessed by a woman who rejects him.

4. City of Great Racks

Charlie and Linda get serious but Charlie begins to see his ex-stalker's face everywhere.

5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie tries to find ways to keep Linda's son amused, while Alan becomes a test subject.

6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Jake sneaks out to attend a concert, and Charlie embarrasses girlfriend Linda in public.

7. The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

After a fight with Charlie, Alan moves out, along with Jake, and in with his mother.

8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds success as 'Charlie Waffles' but must overcome his stage fright.

9. Tight's Good

Teddy warns Charlie to stay away from his daughter but is ignored.

10. Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan learns Charlie stole his high school girlfriend.

11. Meaner to Your Dander

Charlie advises Alan on breaking up then helps Jake hit on a girl.

12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Charlie has a killer cold but nobody comes to take care of him.

13. The Soil is Moist

Charlie predicts correctly Alan's recently divorced ex, Cynthia Sullivan will go for Alan.

14. Winky-Dink Time

Alan is through with disastrous dates, so he gets Charlie to find him a cheap hooker.

15. Rough Night in Hump Junction

Charlie is acting even more promiscuous than normal, which is getting him in trouble.

16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding.

17. Fish in a Drawer

Parody of 'CSI' in which a body is found in Charlie's bed.

18. If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than him.

19. Waiting for the Right Snapper

Alan has a crush on Charlie's new older girlfriend.